Teen traumatized

thats pretty bad, even if it's a made up story

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OWNED ^^^^

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 AND 3

-COLORADO-

 
At least it wasn't gay porn. Then you not only get grossed the fuck out, but you also lose respect.

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
that would suck

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
To bad that was the most terribly put together fake news story of all time.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
that kid in the picture looks like he's 8 years old...

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I come from a land down under

Where beer flows and men chunder
 
yeah, thats fake. but i can only imagine if its real.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!
skierdude11
 
damn up and down the table. WOW im scared

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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I gotta love this comment "I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."

Laughing at others misfortunes makes me feel better.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
one of my friends went out of town for the weekend so we were asked to take care of his pets while he was gone, me and a few other guys were in his house and we stumpled across a tape of his parents having some hardcore sex, the dad was taking it up the ass with a dildo and shit , it was gross, i cant look as his parents normally at all, and we havnt had the balls to tell our friend about his parents porno

better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution

witness/activist in the great spamming of
 
im's mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son's a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man."- Learn a move or two, bahahahahaha!

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

Jcrew Represent!
 
hahahahaha you should like say we rented the coolest tape ever... and show him the tape... tramutize him for life... it would be the funniest thing ever.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
True story: i have a friend that watched a tape of his step mom and his dad having sex, he didnt know what it was so he watched it- pretty fucked up

 
shenanagains indeed

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Craig-
Hey is that a Hitler book?

Me-Yeah the guy who killed millions of people

Dave-Thats real ignorant Jared
 
wow that really blows even tho it sounds made up

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I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face"--Tom Delonge

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE
 
That kid still should've finished the job. I'm disappointed that he didn't have the stomache to finish up.

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
whats pretty funny though is that even if the kid found the parents in a porno....they still werent pissed that he had watched a porno...

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
the weekly world is worse than the enquirer, "weekly" the headlines read something like "President makes deals with aliens to save the pope's life!!"

 
Exactly.. like what kind of kid has the balls to admit to his parents tha the was watching a porno anyways? If I saw my parents I'd (finish up, then) turn off the PC and forget about it.

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
That poor kid, and yet hahahha. Wow that would suck, just thinking about my parents, makes me sick. I guess he'll never touch that couch ever again.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
oh my god.....

member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monu
 
haha sucks for that kid, the dad replies with "hes scared cause hes affraid he mite learn somtrhin from his old man" that is gross

 
why would he be watching porn on his computer on his couch

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
^ Laptop duh.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
he might learn a move or two from his old man."

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

-Keegan McGinnis.

-ski for life.
 
well it could have been worst I mean it was his dad banging his mom not a midget, a donkey an 18 inch black guy (im not talking about his hight), a she male, and 3 german guys.

 
people accidentally walk in on their parents having sex all the time (I assume). I mean you expect your parents to have sex especially at 17.

seing a parent doing some sick sex stuff would be alot more tromatizing than just seing your parents having sex.

personally I dont watch porn so I dont risk seing my parents not that I think they would do something like that.

 
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