TEEEEFA

totally proves your whole high intellegence theory...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
i have teeth and i still try to relate

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
well seeing as how i know for a fact that its true i guess it does prove my intelligence theory. i would think you would know passion. i mean you have been with him since it was technically statatory rape when you all first got together. i really dont want to have to point out specifics. do you really want to challenge me? the only person that will suffer is you because theres nothing you know about me. but i know much more than you think.

 
AHAHAHAHAHA! Yesss! Score another for ape!

i heard someone tell a similar story...so methinks it's true.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
hahahahahaha!!!!

goddamn I forgot about that

it was perspiration anyways

but I'm sure Shawn told you it was peepee

and Shawn is always right

but you're still a cock.

 
i know more about you than you think... anyways it was never a question about how well I knew you...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
you havn't even met me and you called me a slut... who the fuck ARE you?

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
parker told ape.... and then adam told ape.... and then i agreed, dude you were pretty high.. it could have happend to anybody

 
when i call a bitch a slut it isnt in reference to how many guys you have slept with, its basically just a short way for me to call you a freak bitch. By the way, if you dont want people to think your dumb then dont make stupid posts about fucking dildos. Noone really wants to think about dildos on a ski site especially relating to you, and also why dont you keep your sex life to your self. you know your not the only people getting laid out there.

 
obviously YOUR not getting laid and i never posted ANYTHING about dildos... technically it was about vibrators AND it was titled to the girls and that was the NON-SKI part of the website.... and it was a joke to see what stupid things the boys like you would say... I enjoyed reading it. no one in non ski knows me so I can make stupid posts like that and think it's funny... YOU don't know me so you have no right to call me a slut. I don't think we've ever really had a conversation in person and if we have, it wasn't important enough for me to remember... people are WAY different online than they are in person...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
i can imagine its awkward. i think he shud just pop those fake suckers out now that prom is over, and be true noteefa again

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oh god, your trying to defend the fact that your a fucking idiot because it was vibrators and not dildos. good lord. no wonder no one fucking likes you.

 
and the fact that you say im not getting laid is rediculous. if by not gettin laid you mean im having sex with girls 40 pounds less than you that arent trifling speed bumps than yes. you would be correct. ps. tires are for cars, they dont go around your waist.

 
wow. you are an asshole. dude, just stop talking. and i like sarah, shes nice to me because im not dick.

i rock the pow like none other
 
wow. that was really mean ape. honestly you just done call girls fat, that does shit for self esteem. you're going for all the cheap shots.

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
yeah.

but nobody, including sarah, should be at all affected by wat he's saying. he's never even met most of us, and even if he's "seen" you, it doesnt mean he knows you, or anything about you other than whats been posted on the internet...

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