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skiizy

skiizy

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dudeskis i just got majorly pwned

so ive been flirting with this girl for a while and the way she was responding and eveything made me think she totaly wanted me right? wrong!

this is the conversation i just had with her:

her: i just got called cute

me: well thats not that big of a deal, you are cute (yeah corny but classic dont hate)

her: oh my gosh you are the sweetest

me: so who called you cute

her: this really cute girl

me: (jokingly) haha.. wait... did i miss something?

her: (seriously) im gay

me: haha good one

her: no really

the rest of it was this huge conversation... about her being gay... i totaly wouldnt have guessed it, its this girl that ive hooked up with too, but she said she didnt realize she was gay until after hooking up with me (im the only dude shes hooked up with)

i must be pretty bad if i turned her into a rug muncher...

thats my story
 
dude it was at a party we were both drunk... well i was, and i only got to second...

besides its not the size, its how you use it!
 
yea i had a similar thing happen...dated a girl in 8th grade and through the summer, and i broke up with her cuz she was going to a different school. well she ended up going to an all girls school for dance (hint...). anyway she came back this summer a lesbian. bummer dude haha.
 
hahahhahahahahahahaha. I can't really take you seriously... but i'm an eternal optimist... so what you really need to do is recognize an opportunity when it comes a knockin... you were with her once, you have an in. You're most likely the top choice for a threesome... you can even help her find a girlfriend.
 
regrets of my life:

1. not trying harder in school

2. not kicking mel gibson in the crotch when i met him

3. sleeping with that guy (dont really wanna get into it... i was drunk and thought he was a she)

4. not signing with biggie for the tour together (too late now huh?)

5. not peeing in her butt
 
"i must be pretty bad if i turned her into a rug muncher..." Thats fucking hilarious! You still have time to make her bisexual, so work on it!
 
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