Teddybear Crisis: ILL

t3shellvenom

t3shellvenom

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i strongly suggest all of you see this film or you will trly be missing out on anything that is skiing godlikeness. here is my review. The intro was a bunch of rabbits, dogs and teddybears killing things and breaking stuff while it said sponsor names, kida original but not that fun to watch. the first segment in it was brandon becker, a new dude ive never heard of but i should have. he was slaying everything in sight with some kicks ass music. as all the segments run together everyone has sick music, alice in videoland techno typashit. really good! then jon olsson and anthony boronowski and espen linnerud came and they were all amazing. jon olsson's pink suit is fucking hilarious. there was a cindide and jon ollson invitational segments which were both really good and a friends segment (or maybe im thinking of shanghai?) all in all. it was an amzing movie. tanner halls segment was really cool, it started off with his telling about his season and how he died on chad's gap and then procedded to kill it on everything in sight. i strongly suggest you see or buy this movie. the editing was good, soundtrack was amazing and filming cannot be beat. the skiing speaks for itself. if anyone has the soundtrack please post it as its wicked!
 
Wird to that man, you were at Freshtival? I mean ofcourse you were, you are Calgary too. It pretty much blew my mind, but the intro was probably my 2nd favorite part of the movie. I liked Brandon Beckers part, twas dope. Mike Wilson.... good god he is rad. I didn't like him for reasons unbeknownst to myself, but Wow. Amazing section. Two Swedish big mountain slayers, Jon something, and then Something something, I dont know thier names, but they scarfed everything down, and then regurgitated everything 45 seconds later. Wow. Stian Hagen. Wowzers he was frigadical! The big mountain parts (you would think they might have slowed the film down, but it made it even more exceptional). It was an amazing premier, except at the end I was so flustered and pissed off because I lost my cell phone, and I had to drive like 3 people home. I kept on asking people I didn't know if I could borrow thier cell phones so I could call mine. And then I found it on top of one of the tills, and I was like "yo thats my phone" and we left, then I was all flustered again because I thought I had lost it again. And then I rifled through my pack sack looking for it. I finally found it but it was in my hoddie pouch. Then I paid for parking and it was 12 dollers. Wowzers. I had to drive 3 screaming excited people home because we had just watched 5... count it FIVE brand new ski movies, Whiteshine, Safety Meeting, Shanghai 6, Teddy Bear Crisis, and Hit List. Then I couldn't get out of this community, cuz face it, Im a fuckin moron. Then this person in a black van stopped really fast and so I had to stop real fast and it was a sketchy deal. So then it was an uneventful drive home, and then when I got home I ate 7 smoked oysters, and now my farts are gastronomical.

K my stories done, But yeah Teddy Bear Crisis was dope. Peaze Oot.
 
The best movie of freshtival was by far Teddybear crisis, and then safety meeting. Both are amazing. i wasnt to impressed with safety meeting. it was a good movie, but im not going to be buying it.
 
YESSS. It was that old Clunker of a phone! Did you find it and then give it to that grumpy coloured girl at the till??? Cuz that was it!!!
 
After the freshtival, we went to parkland and jibbed this box for a little while with some random snowboarders. Except they were gay and they said skiing is gay, and they took down their box basicly as soon as we showed up, but it was still extra funtastic.
 
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