Teddy Knape is the Champion of the World

[french_fry]

Teddy's face is painted on my walls. I heard he can change the way the earth rotates too.

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."

 

[french_fry]

I googled teddy knape and the number of results (like a gazillion) made my screen go crazy.

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."

 

[skirbrt88]

riddels suck

Land Shark, Land Shark.

 

[prophet]

guys this is a very special occasion. the Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. this is his damn house. he sleeps twenty feet away. (clapping)

 

[J.D.]

This is what I was looking for... Bump

 

[albatross.]

bump?

 

[dooner]

THIS WAS THE ONE!

 

[J.D.]

It got deleted many months ago. But it needs to be read...

 

[dooner]

teddy knape isnt gay, he just ran out of women and opted man over animal.

 

[Bhayter10]

Al Gore tried to claim he invented the internet, but we all know it was really Teddy Knape.

 

[anon.ymous]

he did look damn sexy in a sombrero

dunno who is more man, Teddy or Chuck Norris..debate that

Teddy for manliness, and probably a better roundhouse too

 

[mtbakerskier]

Teddy was a better skier than all of us.

 

[ItsPhil]

hahahaa i just read that whole thing all over again