Teddy Knape is the Champion of the World

i do not undersestimete the Knape at HIS personal skill, im talking about impossibilities, things that just cannot be done: a square circle is impossible. JD May breakdancing is impossible, by definition.

- Patty

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hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL///

Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman

 
Teddy is man of many words, and man of even more actions. Ladies cannot control themselves...especially when he blesses them with licking their face. So hot.

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underestimate...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! ///

hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL///

Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman

 
Theo on the Cosby show was Teddy "Theo Knappee" in disguise.

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He's also slain a Cyclops or two in his day. You know the Odyssey? Yeah, that story is actually about Teddy, he did all that stuff... they just changed the name in the final printing. Fucking publicists.

Oh, and it was an autobiography. Teddy actually wrote it, it was misattributed.

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When the truth is, I miss you.

Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.

And I�'m tired...

I should not have let you go.
 
Teddy didn't write it, he recited it, Teddy's Odyssey is an Epic Poem, not a book. He is more classy than just a writer. jeeeeeze, don't down size the guy.

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teddy knape was moses, jesus AND all of the disciples. you know how .,.. i think it was peter... was known as "the twin" well it wasnt because of a strange translation, it was cause he was really teddy and he was kinda schizo. but the point of all this was that teddy basically wrote and starred in the bible.

 
Hitler didn't committ suicide, Teddy shot him in the name of all that is good in the world. Time travel... seriously.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
I am Teddy's sex slave.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Teddy starred in the Lord of the rings trilogy as samwise gamgy

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Little known fact: LOTR is a true story, and Teddy was just playing himself.

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When the truth is, I miss you.

Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.

And I�'m tired...

I should not have let you go.
 
Teddy, has the mast sexist vaice out there. Teddwyn you make me complete.

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did he, or did he not...write the book of love

plus, i heard he was the one who swam out into the ocean to save Elian Gonzales

 
He brews a special beer, that can capture any mans heart.

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what? is he gay then? oh the inhumanity!

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! ///

hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL///

Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman

 
Teddy is beyond such trivial mortal concerns... but he's been known to turn grown men gay when they meet him. He's just that irresistable.

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When the truth is, I miss you.

Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.

And I�'m tired...

I should not have let you go.
 
wasnt he supposed to be in the original cast of queer eye for the straight guy? but he had to go to paris to fix the structural problems with the eiffel tower...could just be a rumor though

 
that proves it, the gay boy teddy knape got nothing on me and my bad boy 2000 posts!

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
although teddy might appear metro and men are fasanated with him, hell i am, maybe we should all check our sexuality, teddy has been know to knock down a few girls in one night, i have fortuneatly been lucky to witness such indcidents on several differtn occasions..

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we need to get one thing straight. the leaning tower of pisa isnt leaning because of the way they built it. they built it straight and then one day while Teddy was in italy he got really mad because this chick died when she saw him because he was so stunningly beautiful so he went and puched the building out of anger and since hes so strong it actually moved the whole building that way.

 
who holds the record for most consecutive wins, and also highest cash total on Jeopardy? Teddy beee boopin Knape...dressed under cover as a nerd..to his identity. Then they go and wrig his buzzer to let some FOOL WIN!! disgusting!!!!!!!!

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lets here it for teddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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'feer is your only limit and even that can conquered'-seth morrison
 
teddy doesn't bleed real blood....and I have seen him lift a car before!!!

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one time Teddy took used his time travel machine and made it so that he could go into a different world and he went into the dragonball z world, and then he went and beat freeza, goku and gohan all at once, then he hooked up with goku's wife. ya Teddy ur a pimp!

 
teddy can land tricks for other skiers, from another mountain. he also has a siren song greater than that of any ancient tale, his call can be heard by skiers at seymour from his call from baker... and theyre magically drawn away into the woods.

 
Bahahaha, I'm sorry but this is one of the best threads I've read on NS. This Teddy Knape guy sounds like a swell fella.

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if by gay you mean the reigning india national camel racing champion, then yes he is by far the gayest person in the world

i also heard he is one of the best banana farmers around

 
"although teddy might appear metro and men are fasanated with him, hell i am, maybe we should all check our sexuality, teddy has been know to knock down a few girls in one night, i have fortuneatly been lucky to witness such indcidents on several differtn occasions.."

no, i mean gay as in he likes to do sexy time explosion in other men...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
chris farmer is his cover name so people dont shoot him haha. i heard teddy was going to be in passion of the christ but turned it down cas he had to go help the old people and donate blood, then they gave the part to whats his name, mel gibson? lol

-kulpy-
 
Never trust someone who spends as much time on their profile as almostaskier has. Also, if he'd ever met Teddy he'd know that insults are useless in the face of such regency and magnanimity.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
he's actually octa-sexual, the only man before Teddy able to reach this heightened level of sexuality is the great monastic brother known as Simeon Stylite (who achieved this without ever having sex.)

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
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