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Ski-hobo

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I've read that this movie is funnier that shit. And it opens tomorrow, so Im going to see it.

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
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THE WORST PART ABOUT VOTING DEMOCRAT, IS TELLING YOUR FRIENDS YOURE GAY

YES I AM FROM Georgia, YES I CAN SKI,thank you and God bless america

 
puppet oral sex, sweeeeet

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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
 
yeah they took out that sex scene and now its just R rated. looks so funny

WARNING: Pregnant women should not take Zocor because it may harm the fetus.
 
the sex scenes still there, but i guess they had to edit it heavily. in my local paper they said that if it were with real people it would be considered porn.

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Kerry/Edwards '04

Coors, the coldest tasting beer in the world
 
I want to see this too... especially to see them make fun of Kin Jong-Il's accent. 'It is inebitabul!' 'what?' 'INEBITABUL!'

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I WANNA SEE IT SOOO BADLY

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
I SAW IT! it is so fucking hilarious. the sex scene is so funny. and when kim juhn ihl sang the song 'im so wonley' that made my night. and i love the satire of america's duty to police the world. this movie is fucking gold!!!

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Sick point sick on the sicktor scale.
 
^ first of all, it was Im so ronrey.

And second, wern't you fucking listinging, it was a satire on policing the world, and being a pussy. Man you missed the point.

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
the point was WERE ALL stupid, or else the world wouldve blown up... which i was really hoping for. absolutely hilarious anyway... michael moore suicide bomber, i hate you alec baldwin... matt damon.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
It was awesome.

DurkaDurkistan represent.

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05

 
allahjihad durkadurka

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
Haha...It Is Inebitable. What? Inebitable! One more time? INEBITABLE...

I am ronery, oh so ronery. Kim Jong-Il had some funny shit in that movie, so classic. Culdn't stop laughing. Sex scene was intense...Hans BRIX!! Take that HANS BRIX.

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'Thanks for ripping off my friend. He has a magnum.' - SkogenJake

'I was like a 13 year old girl meeting a backstreet boy' - Ski@Jaypeak2 ... on meeting Glen Plake
 
AMerica FUCK YEAH, Lick my ass and suck my balls

suck a good movie, matt Damon!

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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
 
the part that was taken out was the d00d pissing on the chick during sex

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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

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^^thats kinda wrong

anyone notice the little ivory looking statue in the background of kim jon ils palace of the two people doin it doggy style?

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
better than the south park movie?

(zach)

HOMER - im gonna go warm up the car

MARGE - they've only thrown one pitch

HOMER - and it sucked.
 
na. Team America was really funny. But South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut was so much more clever. For the first half of the movie, it just played on how funny puppets look swearing and killing which is quite funny. Oh, and lets not forget the fact that Trey likes to make fun of America.

It hit a plateau where things really weren't that funny and I was starting to get bored, but then they started killing celebrity puppets which made things more interesting. All in all, it was good, but not South Park: BLU amazing.

Stick around during credits to hear the 'montage' song. One of the most brilliant songs.

- Marc
 
My understanding of the movie is that it is not supposed to be a sattire of America's foreign policy. Rather it is a spoof of what it would look like if we really the World Police like people in some European countries (as well as countless Americans) say we do. I believe the idea started when Trey and Matt were in France before we had decided to invade Iraq. Some people were accusing America of being the type of country that is portrayed in the movie. I love Trey and Matts sense and use of sattire especially in episodes of South Park, and the movie.

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Its funny because they exagerate problems.

-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson

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-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht

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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?

-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?

All these questions you have never asked.
 
but sometimes dicks fuck assholes.. but when a dick doesnt a fuck pussy the asshole shits all over everything

im so ronrey, oh so very ronrey

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs

 
ow herro hans brix hehe how is it goring

According to a DEA Judge ``marijuana is the safest therapeutically active substance known to mankind.''

- erowid .com
 
dirka dirka Muhammad Ali!

Matt Damon!

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
man the celebrity deaths were so hilariousm alec balwins, samual l, and susan surandons were so damn funny, barf scene was best

Line Skis

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Orage

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i wonder what kin juhn ill's panthers have to say about this

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
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