TEAM AMERICA quotes

[eyes.a.fire]

idk if ther has been a thread like this befor but i thought i would start one. you know youve all seen the movie and if you havnt, get off ur lazy ass and watch it. ill start it with

"looks like hes saying kiss me kiss me..."

"smart ass motherfucker"

 

[leckett1]

your about 2 years late bud

 

[nitsua]

its the dirka dirka stinians

 

[FUUUCK]

bad intelligence

sorry

 

[(Jonesy)]

"i'm not trying to fuck your mouth gary"

 

[=Worf=]

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.

Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions

Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! / America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!

You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".

 

[ECGove]

they just turned left on dirka-dirka street!

 

[Dustin.]

baka-laka-daka street

"you just want me to get into your car so you can stick your fingers inside me"

 

[ECGove]

my bad

the whole movies on google videos, i'm gonna go brush up on my quotes

 

[ski_freak86]

it just came out on iTunes.      MATT DAMON!?

 

[KRASHED]

and he got on his knees and put that cock in his mouth

 

[BeerGoggles]

I promise you, I will never die.

 

[eyes.a.fire]

ine...inevi...the world is inevitably going to end.........god damned open your fuckin ears.

 

[doublexl]

dirka dirka dirka.

 

[Eazy_Eags]

Chris: If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!

 

[eyes.a.fire]

i laughed so hard when i heard that

 

[eheath]

Jesus titty fucking christ.

NO ME GUSTA (panama canal bombing)

aawwic bawwin

im so wonly, oh so wonly.

I AM SO FOCKING BUSY

 

[Swick825]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

next time you want to quote movies, save a thread and go to IMDB.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Matt Daaaaemon.

 

[french_fry]

Everyone has AIDS! Aids aids aids aids aids!

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