Teachers' strange habbits..

I had a teacher who was also the track coach at our school. He wrote a sex book that was pretty much a character based on him, except in his book the track coach bangs one of the 400m girls by like the second chapter, a girl that totally fit the description of a girl on our track team. We found the hardcopy in his desk....so disturbing.
 
Meh most professors are somewhat eccentric, I did get drunk with one of tehm and he told us he used to be a big coke head but now he just smokes a lot of pot. Helps the creativity I guess
 
my old seventh grade math teacher(hes like just out of college) is dating a girl who was a senior in 06(who was a student of his)

their only like 5 years apart, but its still weird, especially since he taught her in 12th grade
 
my biology teacher said to one of my friends in class lets say my friends name is jeff "jeff, you would actually get work done if you stopped playing with your balls."
 
my english teacher definitely said that her daughter smelled like a brothem.

aka 14th century word for a whore house?

haha ew.
 
a sub last year would tear ass and like wouldnt say anything like he didnt even know he did it. and my gym teacher was a mad perv to the chicks man
 
there is a teacher at our school, he was born with only one hand, so he holds stuff with that arm

sometimes he puts his stub on the overhead and everyone sees it

its not a strange habit, just creepy
 
our maths teacher would always grunt and mumble things as he was writing stuff on the board instead of actually saying things.

we also had a french teacher who would never wear a bra so her nipples would stick way out of her tight tops. she was a mega MILF so it was ok though
 
that english teacher that spoke vulcan that i wrote about earlier in this thread....car crash last monday. dead. what the fuck man
 
my english class was debating abortion and we were saying why young guys and girls are having sex at a young age.. and he blurts in "trust me, it's fun"
 
oh shit where to begin.

My math teahcer has the fattest ass I have ever seen. That thing has its own solar system i kid you not. she is allergic to anything at all with fragrance so she kind of smells like a reeeeaaally drity hoblow. Shes nice and crochets teddy bears though so shes cool in my books. At the end of nearly every sentence she will say "in going through there." fucked...yes.

My old socials teacher would threaten to throw overhead projectors at anyone misbehaving. He had a huge bushman beard and pretty much lives in the mountains, so he was dope as well. He wore short shorts, wool socks, and sandals all at once and would call everybody in the class "maytee". He also had a lisp.

My current biology teacher has a voice volume disorder, so she will start a sentence in a whisper and end it full out yelling. it is a legit disorder, and she told us about it. its distracting when it gets gnar. She never tells us facts straight up, but instead just asks questions. for instance, "and will we be having a test on wednesday on nucleotides? *pauses and waits for someone to answer* YES WE WILL!!!!!" (screaming becasue of her cracked out voice problem.) one again, a very legit teacher who always comments on my shirts. She also has this wierd habit where after saying something and conslting her text book she will automatically say a breathy "ttwwwoooooo" sometimes as much as 3 or 4 times. Its funny.

Lastly, we had this absolutly crazy english teacher with the hugest gunt i have ever seen. She would yell alot in a really shrill voice. she was also like 4'11. One day she rigged up a headset and a bunch of speakers becasue she was tired of yelling. for a month it was like learning on a radio becasue she would like whisper at the front and it would blast through these speakers located all around the room. Most memorable of her crazyness one time, is we were reading from the text, all is quiet, her sitting at the front in her desk. I noticed her staring blankly at the roof for a long time. Until i see her mouth moving. It bursts through the speakers. "im going through there." Are you kidding me? everyone laughed and she was embarrased. she quit that year though.

you now know about selkirk secondary in Kimberley BC
 
a teacher in my school got fired for droping a pencil asking a girl to pick it up and lifting up her skirt and asking if she liked that.......also my old math teacher watched videos called buns of steel
 
ahah my scince teacher for some reason she cant pronounce like t's so wen she says like assets it really sounds like asses and like my whole class says like asses after shes done talking soo funny
 
My math teacher stares at the back wall when he talks, and he drags his s's out and grits his teeth when he pronounces s'ssssssss
 
last year my english teacher was a really cool and smart young guy (25). but he was just crazy. he once dumped a trashcan on a kid and then made him pick it up. he threw his shoe into a filing cabinet. and would air hump when he owned a kid. he was a fucking hilarious dude.

also i had my theology teacher who threw a chair. threw his podium and broke it. then when another teacher heard him throw that and cam in he said, "dude my podium just fell apart......what the hell" and he would let us watch simpsons for prayer

another teacher says "ummm" after every few words on average.

and my spanish teacher this year is a short guy who when kids are in bad moods tells em he doesnt care that they broke up with their gf......from kansas......who is really a 50 year old guy. he also throws candy at kids when we play bingo
 
ahahahaha that is excellent, my woodwork teacher smokes weed every break he has and he also stares down girls shirts, my friend gave this girl his metal work because she lost hers and she got 2 marks higher on the exact same thing (19 out of 20) still hes fucking funny he makes fun of the retarted kids.
 
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