Teachers... a fucking rant

anxju

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i;m writing this as i am extremely pissed off right now. so i have this english teacher that not one student likes present or past... and i mean NO ONE. lets call her bitchfuck cause i feel like punching her in the face right now.

earlier this yeah i was out for 3 days with an eye infection from my contacts. i had a bunch of makeup work to do. during the 3 days, an outline for a paper, a 1 page response to a packet 1, a vocab assignment for packet 1, an annotation of packet 2, and another vocab assignment for the Crucible was given out. she also assigned to read the crucible. she gives out work like candy on halloween.

so the day i get back she says, and i type with exact wording... "work at your own pace". so im like nice, i have 4 tests to make up, ill start english in like 3 days. so 2 days later she says "andrew, where is your work, i havent gotten any." in a very very rude manner. she is a bich and is rude all the time. i explain that i had 4 tests to make up in the past 2 days and still havent finished making them up, and she flips and says "my class is just as important as others", and denied that she said work at your own pace. so im like fine, ill do the work. so 2 days later i hand in EVERYTHING with the exception of reading the crucible, which i had begun. this was about 2.5 weeks ago.

she says she wants to meet with me again on friday, (13 days go), and so im like "i handed everything in to your mailbox today" and shes like "wow im impressed with how fast youve caught up. when are you going to make up the crucible quiz?" (i missed the quiz cause i hadent finished) so im like aight, sweet, im all cool with this teacher now. i say, "thursday after school?" and shes like aight.

so the next wednesday shes like andrew go to the other room you have to take your crucible quiz. i say that i havent finished yet cause we agreed upon thursday. she then said no i told you to have it done by monday, and i have to take it. i said no, we agreed on thursday, im not done. she says "refusing to take the quiz? fine, ill see you after class" i see her after class, and shes like fine, thursday

last week, i still hadent gotten anything back. she hands back vocab for the Crucible and 4 people didnt get theirs back, including me. 2 of them were found, but she couldnt find the other 2, including mine. so i talk with her after school again and shes like "the only things if gotten are the packet 1 response, packet 1 vocab, and the outline." i say "i handed in everything i missed" shes like ok ill check again. over the past days before this latest meeting, i had been heckling her to get me my outline back, so i can write my paper. she says itll be in my folder on friday (everyone in the class has a graded work folder), and that she wants my paper by monday. she doesnt come to school on friday, and whattaya know, my outline isnt there.

on monday she met with me again, and i explained again that i already handed everything in. she was like ok ill check again. we had tues off. wednesday, i go to my folder at the end of the day. i took everything with my name on it, because i was in a rush and didnt bother to check. i had to get a ride home from my friend because my rents arent home wednes. i go home, and i get my outline, and everything on packet 1 back (open response and vocab assignment). on the top it says "still missing: paper, vocab for packet 1, vocab for crucible, and packet 2 annotation." so im like what the fuck, i need my outline to write my paper. and im also like, what the fuck, i handed all those in. the third time im like what the fuck, didnt i staple everything about packet 1 together? i take my 1 page response, flip the page, and whattaya know, the vocab is right there. with no grade or anything written on it.

today at school bitchfuck says "can i see you for a minute?" so im like ok... i know exactly what this is about. i explain to her that i handed in everything into her mailbox, and that the vocab assignment was stapled to the back. shes like "nope, youre lying," so i get all pissed and start being rude back. she asks me to show her the stapled packet, and im like "i left it at home because its with my outline, which i need to write my paper with" she accuses me of lying again, so im like do you want my mom to bring it in to show you. bitchfuck says "no" then shes like ok fine. i will see you during your free block with dr earls, the department head. i had dr earls last year, he is an awesome guy and i love him.

so during my free i go and meet with her and dr earls, and shes all like i never got it. she tries to explain what has happened over the past 2 weeks. clearly her memory is worse than the oakland raiders are at making a good team. she explained everything to dr earls wrong, then when i try to correct her she says im being combative. yes i was being very rude, but shes a bitch. so in the end i agree to give her everythig, and its her choice whether to mark it late or not. i talk to dr earls alone for the next 20 mins. i explain to him how bad bitchfuck's memory is. she has asked our class 3 times this week if she has given us scarlet letter work. weve said yes every time. i told him how she said she would have my outline multiple times and didnt have it. dr earls said "well i understand, but unfortunately theres nothing you can do about it". then we just talk cause hes a cool guy and hes like whats your favorite class? and i say latin. he says do you remember the canterbury tales last year? and im like yeah. hes like do you remember radix malorum est cupitidas? and amor vinci (or something along the lines of vin) omnia? and i say "yeah, greed is the root of all evil, and love conquers all" hes clearly impressed by my memory, and seemed to have believed me. he knows how shitty of a teacher bitchfuck is.

i also told him i wouldnt lie (i really wouldnt) about school work, and hes like "yeah, i know" i told him that if i dont have work i tell em straight up i dont have it. hes like "yeah, i remember you handed in a couple papers late last year" i dont make retarded excuses about school work. i dont do much hw, but im honest about it. i tell the teacher i didnt do it.

so all in all, im pissed. my grade is probably gonna be like a c- now instead of a b+ or so. i hate bitchfuck so much

damn that was long.

sparknotes: go read

if youre really that lazy,

sparknotes: teacher lost my makeup work and now my grade suffers for it
 
Sounds like my english teacher... She always brags about going to harvard night school and all this shit... Then one time during the short story Unit I hand drew a map of the united states... INCLUDING STATES! And filled in info in each state about the authors. She said we could do anything we want as long as the authors info is displayed... I showed her and said I added extra facts about authors in there to ( thinking like yah i went above and beyond, what of it ?) She goes, I am not impressed. Do you seriously think this would impress me ?, One of the most ignorant things ive heard. She gave me a B- on it... I wanted to go buck wild.. THEN! A GIRL WHO PRINTED OUT STUFF ABOUT THE AUTHORS AND PICTURES PRINTED OUT SHE GOT A FUCKING A+ WTF IS THAT SHIT
 
i hate teachers that think theyre super smart but are just pissed that they make 40k a year

honestly i bet the average grade for my teacher for girls is prob like an a-. the average grade for guys is probably a c-. its fucking bullshit. she thinks she is so smart, but shes godamn retarded
 
well don't let your teacher get you down man.

its gets a lot better in college. you'll meet teachers that you aspire to be like. there are also teachers that aren't very good, but you get to vote on them after the class is completed. its a sense of democracy in the education system for the students. its liberating after public education.
 
i love most of my teachers. i like keeping good relations in the years after i have them. i like talking once in a while with old teachers. last year my one of my fav teachers is 25 years old and smokin hot. shes just like a kid in my grade, shes so cool. but this bitch is just a dumb fuck. i wanna cunt punt her so badly
 
i have one teacher like that, but otherwise, all my teachers do what they do because they love teaching and all fo them are really cool...i guess im lucky
 
Dude my english teacher was like that last year, not sexist but he just gave certain people higher marks then others. He especially marked me like shit, and this one kid Andy, he gave him 90's on every assignment. It was one of those cases that if i handed in his project, and he handed in mine, he would get a 90 and i would get a 60. And if he handed in his own assignment and i handed in my own, he would get a 90 and i would get a 60.
 
next time you have to write an essay write it about how much you hate her but give her a different name and make her a pig. that will get her mad.
 
dude i know where u coming from my english class is studying and reading the crucible, i fucking hate this book so i just sparknoted it but that sucks man my spanish teached looses all my paper alot so i refuse to redo them and like a weed later she finds it like up in her ass hole
 
theres no way that im gonna read all that, but yea sometimes i just feel like murdering my physics teacher. i know how you feel is what i mean i guess...
 
i fuckin hate it when teachers like trick you on a quiz and strut around giggling at their trickery while the students' grades suffer
 
wow my english teacher is the exact same way. my marks suffer so much because of her, if i had any other teacher i would have such a better average. i hate shit like that. +vibes
 
My social studies teacher is just like this teacher. she went to Dartmouth and she reminds us of it. And she grades super nice to the kids she likes and not so nice to the kids she doesn't. Not as bad as bitchfuck, but she has a way to bring the absolute worst out in me.
 
I had the same teacher as andyju, and its weird cause she also went to harvard night school, and always talks about it like its some kind of acomplishment. She is a huge bitch and is almost bipolar. One of my friends handed in a paper, however he printed an extra copy and left it at home and his mom thought he forgot it so she turned it in. She graded both copies, one got an A and one got a C-, true story. I wish he actually did something about it but yeah, she is a huge bitch.
 
i remember bmac telling us that. i feel like punching her in the face right now cause i gave her my outline 2 weeks ago and am now writing a paper on huck finn which was friggin summer reading. and the term closes tomorrow, so i dont even have time to do it. i also have to write another paper for her, a regular one thats due tomorrow too. fuck dis shit
 
omgosh that took a long time to read. your teacher sounds like such a bitch the whole time i was honestly thinking i was reading about my science teacher. she is equally just as stupid and always tries to pull bull shit like that. and my history teacher showed me my average in her class the other day which was 78 and i was like wtf how is that possible? then she shows me everything shes marked, and on one small project it said F. so i was like WTF and i pull it out of my binder INFRONT of her and it has been signed and marked by her at 100%. so i was like WOW and then she was all like uhh.. my bad i dunno blah blah, and then she types in my 100 to her computer and now my average is 83. so i dont know if it was an acciedent but if it was it was FIVE fucking percent off of my overal average that she almost fucked me over with.
 
damn i hate teachers ike that that abuse their power and are just assholes, and try to fail everybody.

but it gets a lot better in college, like my chem prof. is a hard teacher and no one does good in the class, but he grades the shit on a curve, cause he knows its a hard class, adn is also a really dope guy. and in college teacher actually teach to teach the kids, and help them learn. thats why they teach college, not highschool.
 
[lets call her bitchfuck cause i feel like punching her in the face right now.]

funniest thing i've read all day
 
i had an english teacher like that last year who gave me 50's for assignments i was absent on because i was "trying to cheat the system" even though they were all busy work assignments and not like skipping tests

and my physics teacher is like that this year. Kids will turn stuff in and shell hand it back and they'll have 0's on the assignment. when they tell the teacher they turned them in she makes a public example of them by calling them a liar and a cheater
 
But we have two teachers like that both new to the school from shitty local schools that have favourism, are really disorganised and loose your work adn doesn't believe you handed it in and is a real ass. One of the teacher has even created pet names for the kids he likes. One kid didn't even turn a paper in and still got a b+ for it and the other kid who plays golf she he calls her "tiger" didn't read the book we were doing a book review on shoing our knowledge of a book got and a+ complete bitch. Sucks for you atlest the other guy understood.

Haha on a side note from the quote. His mum seems awesome my mum would just say suck shit you left it at home.
 
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