Teacher is lame as it gets

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So my lame ass teacher wants me to write a poem about my favorite foods (trip to 1st grade all over again)....this is what i want to give her for such a stupid fucking idea.

Open the fridge to look for a treat

Grab some penut butter and tomatoe meat

Fuck you mrs teacher this poem reaks

Blend some corn dogs to slurp it all down.

3 shots of this shit and you'll be on the ground

Than i'll boil my friends some fish and jello mound

Now i need to fill up my dessert pit

Serve up a lamb with some jelly, but just a bit

Now YOUR favorite, have some SHIT

I don't even know how i'll do this, it sucks so help me out NS.
 
rats are delicious

my are they yummy

i put them in a stew

and they fill up my tummy

i eat all of them

boil all of thier meat

and at the end of the meal

i floss with thier feet.

that was mad good

 
dont be a pussy, thats a cool subject to write a poem about, your just pissed cause you cant write another emo poem about how much your life sucks. just write it, i dont think it could get any easier.
 
Don't take shit from her. When she asks you where your poem is, just headbut her in the ovaries. She won't fuck with you ever again.
 
my favorite food is white and sticky

i eat it straight from the jar cause im not picky

and most of my friends think its soo icky

what is it huh?

i like wirting food poems
 
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