teach me!

my friend did that today, he was trying to do a 5 off this little lip... somehow did a flat spin... landed on his head, good times

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
^Ahh yes, the flat spin when you wind up too hard. I did that last year, but it was into powder. Good times.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
well since you're a ski chick, ill give you a free private lesson

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hit a jump and get air. get used to that first. then grab a ski whilst in the air. whamo-blamo, your first trick.

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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
it will all be better when the offical ns tricksionary is up

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
 
for real, if you have a park up at your mountain, go there, hit the jumb, do a spin, and then throw in a grab for style points. you cant go wrong there. one tip, just do it, dont think about it at all, if you do you will start second guessing and stuff, its no fun when you wuss out.

originally posted by chris_64_impala : why do u need a fat ski? huh fatty? yeah thats right u like the chocoalte
 
you dont need to know names, thats for fuckin 12 year olds that bust out huge straight airs to backseat landings, just jump, spin, grab somewhere, land, thats all there is to it

die.
 
hahaha Whamo Blamo haha

'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend

That was 10 feet of queer shit, into 15 feet of gay shit! -newskool

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bango, are you trying to tell me all these years that just airing is not a trick? im shocked, thats my dream, down the drain.

'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend

That was 10 feet of queer shit, into 15 feet of gay shit! -newskool

Buy Ready Fire Aim...
 
and by free private lesson, i meant free private lesson in my bed.

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
PINK RANGER!!!!

originally posted by chris_64_impala : why do u need a fat ski? huh fatty? yeah thats right u like the chocoalte
 
how do you get up the courage to do that though? I'm kinda scared...I've been doing downhill skiing since before I could walk...

'ESAD MOFU!'

~your mom.
 
just start with little jumps and do it a bunch so you get comfortable then hit medium sized jumps and then large tables. just do it a bunch and you get comfortable with air.

 
Just start out on a small jump, working on 180's.

Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
 
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