teach me some cool words.

b19119

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ok i'm an exchange student...and english is my second language.......I just learned what douche means...today..i think it's the coolest word i learned so far.....teach me some other words...ha

DOUCHE!!!!

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Go ARMADA Go 4FRNT

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nononono........whore bitch slot....i already know all those words...teach me...some thing cooler!!!

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Go ARMADA Go 4FRNT

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Kafkaesque is a cool word. Not much as far as insults go though.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
 
Have you been acquainted with the phrase 'Cleveland Steamer'?

'he'd just laugh his maniacal laugh and go back to smoking weed.' - yeti, on Lord_Piot

 
What about women related stuff?Like.....smelly cunt,(or just cunt)...and stuff like that.

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
By the way,where are u from?

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
tub and girl. 2 seemingly harmless words which combine and all hell breaks loose..

 
just say hoint ya, no one knows what it means so it ends arguements right there.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
what does clevland steamer and cunt mean......

i'm fron korea.

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Go ARMADA Go 4FRNT

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a cleveland steamer is when you poop on a girl or guy's chest. consequently, a hot carl is when you poop in their mouth. a lesser known cousin is the cornhusker, where you poop, shove that poop up someone's ass hole, and make them poop it out and eat a combination of your poop and their poop. also mudbutt is funny

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Cunt=pussy=vagina=the opening on girls that we all want to get to (assuming they're hot)

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
I live with a korean.nice guy,i believe,but he doesn't know ANY english.The other day we got a japanese dude high,after picking him up from the hill because he needed a ride to banff.It was fun,he was soo stoned.

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
its also crutial if your living in north america that you know what 'the shocker' is. im assuming you do?

 
cock

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
skeet - when you ejaculate on a girls face.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
sex

what happens when two people love each other very very much, and want to show each other their love

its hard to care about swedes and liberals

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

 
So to have sex you have to love the chick?

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs

Not Cliffs
 
buckin bronco!!! where yoru dooing a girl in the butt and then you yell out a random girl name, and when thi girl gets pissed you se how long you can stay on..... also. chin sofa???

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
Walk up to a mexican an call him a dirty sanchez it is like calling him bro or something like that..

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs

Not Cliffs
 
Chode, salad tosser, gooch, fuckstick.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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sucksameancock. it's not that well known right now, but oh it will be. and shitfaced. everyone must know that.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
cock-gobbler, ass-monkey, ass-clown...

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
thats awesome... and i got stupid when i hit my head too

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Barbara Streisand: the most dirty cuss word ever i cqant relaly explain it but it invlolves cantoloupe and satan's ass

'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'

-lateralis responding to what dna is.
 
here's a good word. shwag. shwag is what is left of marijana in a bowl afer you smoke it. basically, it weed ash.

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East//Side//Films
 
look at urbandictionary.com

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Wanna learn a cool english term? Here: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT...which is probably what you're aspiring to be.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

FalseTile: I recommend you don't shit talk with 7 posts

SkiBum420: I recommend you don't say that, since his 6 other posts were the best in NS history

Moral of the story: Falsetile sucks gay dick

 
yeah Kami had a good one. its also called the chili dog, which just happens to be my girl friends favorite position.

 
ass clow,poo police,ass staber = person who is gay. Tell some girl you will give her a Mrushroom print, thats when you slap you dick on her face it leves a mark.

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
couter,snatch,heat seeking moisture missle

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
here's the number one phrase you should know 'RICK JAMES BITCH'

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East//Side//Films
 
call black people niggers. they really like it.

its hard to care about swedes and liberals

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

 
ddue my principal's name is shwag

Jackson showed a British reporter around his Neverland ranch, described himself as 'Peter Pan' -- the boy who never grew up -- and talked of having sleepovers with young boys.
 
i met an exchange student that was completely convinced that 'fuck you dipstick' was the most abominable collection of words in the english dictionary. strange kid. then a year later he turned protoghetto, i always saw him wearing either a naughty by nature shirt or an inxs shirt. then he smoked some weed that he was convinced had crack in it. so completely tweaked out of his mind he ran down to the nurses office and told her. he was deported back to poland a few weeks later.

words that mean 'cool': ill, fly, tight, dope, nasty, rad, fresh (don't be afraid to bring back slang from the old school).

'very': mad, hella, wicked (if you are a tool)

'attractive': fly, slammin, blazin, bomb

'ugly': kicked, busted, nasty, donkey faced, beat

'had sex with/fucked': nailed, tagged, waxed

'girls': hoes, bitches, tricks, broads,

examples:

that trick is mad kicked

that chick was blazin, i was taggin her for hella

my cuts(songs) are ill

we got it nice nice nice
 
thumb in bum

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
radical, hang 10, gee willifers, honkey donkey. it is best to say these to the very popular kids

Land Shark EEEE EEEE EEEEE
 
meat curtains

and

hatchet wound

I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them

You can Der-a-lick my balls

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?! Acosta: Did you say something? Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive. Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. - fear and loathing in las vegas

 
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