i was thinking i'd get a number tattoo'd on my wrist like a holocaust survivor. i'm not jewish or anything, but it's good conversation. "oh yeah! this ol' thing? i got it when the nazis slaughtered my family. everytime i look at this i remember the heart that i used to possess. iwas one of the few to survive, but i would have much rather died with the women, children, and my dignity." if that doesn't get you laid, the girl is either a lesbian or a nazi.