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ozzy

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Tanners on snow stlye sux. I'll give him he has helped lead gred advancements in skiing, but the 'Gorilla Style' is the worst thing since knee high ski boots. What ever happened to the balanced body position? Look at the great skiers such as douglas, Sczocs, JL Regnier. They all know how wasteful( in energy), injury proned and ugly stle this is and would never include it in their skiing. Thumbs down to tanners on snow style.

And another thing, all younger park riders need to know how to ski before riding parks. Yesterday at Killington was the prime example of losers who could huck- at least spin and slide (rails), but couldn't turn, even on the flats to save their lives. they rode in the gorilla stance and all of us older folks who know how to ski definately made fun of them. It felt good to heckle people like i was a kid again.

Keep it real!

 
it's gorilla steeze you moron, if you're gonna make fun of it, at least get the name right.

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
I'm glad you are able to critize someone with such a positive impact on skiing. Also, I like how you made fun of little kids. (*Thumbs up*)

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hahahahaha, he does, however, make a good point about the whole injury prone thing.

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
you are just ripping off what jon said in the dec. freeze about the gorila style.

I agree with it that it is not the style i like but it is his own style and unique to him and whats that say about tanner that all these people are copying him.

Dont jock jon and try an original thouhgt next time bro.

 
to quote yourself. 'keep it real!' Do whatever you want. be yourself and ski how you want. that's what tanner is doing, so why are you hating on him? because Olsson said he didn't like the Gorilla steeze?

Just because he skis a way you don't like doesn't mean you have to do a whole rant about it.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
exactly...why do you even care? seems like your just bitter about not being 'able to feel like a kid' again, so you took it out on little kids trying to get into the sport.

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I heard the owner of newschoolers.com does sick gorilla steeze....

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u were making fun of little kids?

thats messed up, get with the times bro, if people are gonna be skiin gorilla, why do u care, if it bothers u that much either buy ur own mtn and ban gorrilla, become a top pro rider, or shut the fuck up and get off the mtn

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I can't believe the style of a few riders is such a big deal. There are like 80 threads on this board asking such questions as, 'is it okay?' and then there was this thread. 'Don't ski like them, be yourself and ski like me!' No one wants to hear you talk again, ever...anywhere.

 
that is his style though.. he's obviously doing something right.. sure you can rant about how you think kids should get some basic skills before hitting the park but thats what their all about, hucking spins and rails.

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and everyone who says a lot of new school skiers these days cant actually ski for shit, well if u ski some of the local hills in mass or nj, there is nothing else worth skiing u damn morons, so of course they wont be good all around skiers

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Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
I dont really have anything to add to this except its funny watching racers go in the park with tight pants and a racing vest with a dew rag in their back pocket. OHOH!! I laughed good!

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hey man, whatever floats your boat. ride how you want to ride, be it gorrilla steez or not. just let people do what they wanna do.

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Hey Ozzy I agree with you man, it really is not fun to watch and IN MY OPINION it is the wrong direction for the sport. Unfortunetely you won't get many intelligent responses to this thread, people are so stuck in the mindset of 'do whatever you want as long as you have fun', that they refuse to even think of what type of skiing might be easier, harder, or looking better.

 
ozzy!!! whered ya go buddy!!! ya started this thread dissing tanner hall because you read someone else doing the same and now you dont post anymore??

why'd you leave

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in his happy dayz seg he does lots of other shit, not just gorrila style...

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hes practicing his gorrilla steeze out back

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Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
Why gorrila steeze I ask, why not, monkey style. I wonder if you put skis on a gorilla if he would have really good style but not be able to ski the whole mountain, ya know eh. I wonder if you put skis on a uptight 40 year old public school teacher who used to be a half-ass racer, if they would start threads like this one. So many nagging questions.

_DECAfilm
 
pollards style in the park is totally diffrent than people like Mike D. big mountain, In big mountain ridinding you dont have a nice little groomed run to ski on, you got to be focused. where as in park riding its just about being comfortable

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
how old are you anyway. I hate old fuckers who think there hot shit. they all clap when one of em does a spread eagle off a roller. whoop de doo. oh yeah and if you've ever tried to the gorrila steeze you'd realize it is much easier, you wait is forward. you crouched (faster) and you are in a good position to pop. I don't really like the full blown knuckles on the gorund, but it sure is a hell of alot better then the old cucumber up your ass skiing. wouldn't cha sy.

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
From now on whenever someone does a sick trick off a jump, instead of yelling or what ever, just start clapping, if everyone did it that would be so sweet.

_DECAfilm
 
ski however thew fuck you want. I am an ex racer so i dont ski like a gorilla but who really gives a shit how other people ski. Focus on yourself and if people want to ski like someone because they look up to him then big on them.

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alright you pussies. i guess that i'm not going to get a decent answer from any of yous. point being made tanners ON SNOW STYLE isn't astetically pleasing. he's actions as a role model are god awful.

why does everyone think that he is the shiznat?

he will be washed up before you know it.

attitute is everything in being a profesional.

sorry that i didn't get back to this thread sooner, i'm busy skiing everyday- rather than just chatting about it

 
um, seeing as though the whole stance was taken from the way pro snowboarders ride (where people like pollard, frazier and griffen got the idea) definitely makes 'gorilla steeze' come from all over, not just ht hood. for all you know some asshole in france was skiing like that in 1970.

*smack*

 
I agree with ozzy. Gorilla style (steeze isn't a fuckin word) is just ugly. I find it looks forced and as if Tanner is really trying hard at looking different. Its no a natural ski stance and if you try and ski any type of technical type ski run (moguls or big mountain or even anything stype) its not gonna fucking work.

 
my take on the issue is this... i would never ski that way anywhere except the 20 ft before a jump. im really tall, so staying low off the lip is important. i tried the other day keeping lower off the lip, and it made everything way easier for me...from just straightairs to spins... i think the idea of staying low into the jump is a good idea, i dont think my hands were at my boots or anything, but you getthe picture... i agree with the olsson argument that the style i horendous anywhere besides the in-run.

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'point being made tanners ON SNOW STYLE isn't astetically pleasing.'

-maybe his style isn't pleasing to an ignorant fuck like you, but it could be, and is pleasing to someone like me, and a lotta other people here.

'he's actions as a role model are god awful. '

-who the fuck cares how he acts; he didn't start skiing to be a role model.

'he will be washed up before you know it. '

-its funny, you think he's some new kid whos gonna wash up soon...he's been around sincee degenerates, from the start. and he's not even peaking yet.

sweet life by the way, ozzy.

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hahaha fucking faggots. somwhere up on top somebody was using a call that a guy only had 25 posts. whatever maybe he isnt afucking faggot and spend his whole fucking day on the computer queer. oh ya and tanners gorrilla style is fucking ugly but cr johnson was doing it before and it makes me want to vomit all over him. ya so fuck you all you fags that think that looks nice maybe you should learn to ski and by the way that isnt the way the sports going becuase i am the sport and im not going there. fuck you fags

 
everyone keeps saying that skiing like that wouldn't work for big mountain. yeah maybe not in the most EXTREME sense, but if you watch most of the sick riders they crouch lower and keep their legs apart and keep their hands down, especially when they straightline. only real difference is they don't lean as much forward. you wouldn't ski like that in other terrain either. if you fuckers are too stupid to realize that different techniques are needed for different terrain then you need to go back to ski school. when someone says gorilla style is stupid because it wouldn't work in the moguls, they are basically stating 'HEY EVERYBODY, I AM A FUCKING NUMBSKULL' i don't see anyone tlaking about the style of mogul skiing being gay because it wouldn't work in a downhill race. are you people fucking kidding me? get a clue

*smack*

 
I'm all for being balanced and relaxed, like pollard and dash, but tanner looks like an idiot reaching down to touch his bindings practically. but whatever, more power to him

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again i say, good point on the whole injury prone thing, i'd like to hear somebody argure with me and say it's the safest way to jib, PLLLEEEZZZEEE

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
ok, i find that having 'gorilla style' on a rail increases your balance and stability on a rail, especially on urban kinked rails. before if i stood up more i would get fucked up on kinks, especially harsh ones. now when i crouch and keep my arms low i can absorb kinks better and SAFER and i don't eat my shit...

*smack*

 
thank you derek, you made my day

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i persnally don't like Tanner's style. Bu whatever. I don't think anyone has the right to be criticising someones elses style OR preferences on style for that matter.

To each his own, and don't give anyone shit about their style, or what style they do like.

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gorilla steez is cool. its the new thing. its progression and thats what this sport needs. and any style is cool, wether its gorilla steez or jon olsson style, it dont matter as long as your progressin your fine in my opinion.

 
gorilla steez is cool. its the new thing. its progression and thats what this sport needs. and any style is cool, wether its gorilla steez or jon olsson style, it dont matter as long as your progressin your fine in my opinion.

 
SVhucker, have you seen stereotype? Dash bends down just as much as tanner in a lotta the clips....so your statement is kinds null and void.

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whatever tanner does, be it gorrila style or gorrila steeze may not look good to some people, but I don't think you are in any position to critize. I don't see on the top of the podium of the X-games 2 years in a row.

Personally, I don't think that it looks that good, but I don't really care. If it helps you get set up before a jump or a rail, then do it, all you bitches who are yelling about should shut the fuck up, you can't ski as well as him. Secondly, I'm sure tanner doesn't ski like that all over the mountain, its just a way to prep before jumps. The guy grew up in Montana, not in a park or something like that, so I'm sure he can ski.

You should all stop bitching, and focus on your own skiing.

 
yes I have the stereotype dvd and no I don't think dash looks anything like tanner. dash and pollard look a lot alike to me, compact with their knees slightly bent. tanner has his all the way bent; he's almost sitting down. and his hands are practically on the snow. I think dash and pollard look a lot better.

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you wrote in your text that you think that every kid sould learn to ski before they start to throw of trix in the park.

and i think thats wrong because you cant tell a skater to by a longboard for the first time and tell him to like cruz down hills and stuff and then by a ordinary skate maybe this is a weird comparasion but hey.

 
you people are all so gay, why even respond to such a stuiped thread?

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