TANNER vs JON vs DUMONT vs MAHRE vs DOUG BISHOP

see brah i'm not sure. Cuz errbody is away at comps and filming and whatnot. And while the girl friends to go to some of them, doubtful they go everywhere no?
 
Tanner has a girlfriend he fucks all the time. Jon is a swedish superstar (gets laid alot)

Dumont is really wealthy but kinda small but very famous. I am sure hes got alot though.

Mahre is pretty famous but so is doug. Doug probably gets some from all the pinkies though.

So who of you girls have seshed with doug?
 
doub because he lives in montreal. theres so many fucking strippers and strip clubs here!
 
but DUDE! they are away from the girl friends for very extended periods of time. The back together sex would be amazing, but unless they're cheating (which i doubt) beating it in a tube sock does not count as getting laid!
 
do you guys really think running a website turns chicks on? I mean, you tell a chick "I run a website" they're probably gonna do a double check for a pocket protector and where you hid your big thick glasses.

 
jons gf is hot, tanners gf is a mediocore proho, Dumont did tanners gf so I guess hes doing ok bt he still looks like a lepricon crossed with jtt, and Marhe I dont know and Doug hit Jess Cummuings shes preety hot but she likes dirty high north diggers with crazy ass little dingers.
 
def tanner hes got the biggest name, people who havent seen him want to do him just cuz everyone makes him sound like a god.
 
Tanners gf isnt very hot... In nz 2 years ago tanner hooked up with the ugliest chick in the bar haha ..
 
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You are the gayest member on NS. I've never heard you say anything remotely, funny, credible or of any level of intelligence.

You're a nobody and never will be anybody. You have absolutely no right to say any of the shit you say. Even if what you say is true, which it probably isn't, who gives a fuck. He still gets more action than you. Plus, he is famous, rich and has more talent and accomplishment in the fingernail of his pinky finger than you will have for the rest of your life and 12 generations of your degenerate kin.
 
hey man. it's better than going home alone, doing a few pushups, and then fucking the sleeve of your favorite jacket.

i mean, they're all sisters when you turn them upside down. am i right?
 
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