tanner = monkey

well, aren't we all apes to begin with...

yeah, look at the 'steeze 3' and you'll see what he's talking about.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
lol he does look like an ape doing his 'steeze' 3

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Yea i like those 3's..but he does looked kinda hunched over coming up to a rail/kicker..i kinda notcied that but its cool..just his personal style

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'kinda' hunched over? the guy is almost sucking his own dick, and almost grabbing his skis before he hits the lip, look at the video of the steeze 3's. ya, his style though, it does look pretty cool.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
is that like doggy style?

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
kristi has the funnies style comin up to jumps/rails, she looks like a beginner

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
you mean how she is in the backseat coming up to a rail, yeah, i've noticed that.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
she just pretty much all around sucks, the only reason she made pro is cause she's hot. she skied at my resort and there are peopl 10 times better than her(of course they were mostly guys)

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
stop the hate. you're just jealous because she won't have sex with you.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
yeash well at least i've seen her in a swim suit....in person, so ha!

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
congratulations you horny bastard.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
i'm sorry, i just didn't have anything else to say

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
so what is monkey style??? how to monkies have sex??? i know a guy who has kind of a monkey style. whenevery he skis he kinda squats and always has his arms kind of arched out so he look like he can't put his arms straight down. so when you watch him ski it looks like he is that cartoon gorilla who wares the little hat and wears overalls. i don't know if you guys know what im talking about so i'll just stop typing now.

meh?
 
madd_trixx: have you seen Happy Dayz? There's no way you can think she's only a pro because she's a girl after seeing that.

As for tanner: Gorilla Steez!!!

Matt

 
yes i was going to say, he looks like a gorilla when he does that, hence the name gorilla steez.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
she's alright, but she's nowhere near as good as people make her out to be

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
to bad you can't 'make her out', huh?

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
here is a picture of the ape himself on the new '03 (ass) Scratchs!

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'I probably sound like a rambaling dork on the blunt commentary track. there use that or I'll fucking kill you fucking guy' -Jibtech

 
ya, you can see the scratches...

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
for some reason i really like tanners style. and ive been throwing my stuff on the tramp like that and it feels real smoove and fun.

I thought the skis made you good. I got the skis and it turned out I was wrong. It must be the clothes.

-3gman
 
its style

i support it.

i want my own style.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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2 planker nuckle draggers, wasnt that an old skiboard movie, lets drop the poles and move to short boards! its a new revolution! jokes jokes. but anyways i sorta like gorilla steeze but i sorta dont i like vareity, smooth, stylie tech

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
 
Skibum420 = big time cock sucker

i remember halloween this day anything goes burning bodies hanging from poles i remember halloween
 
i can't believe no one has mentioned this yet: tanner is not the only one skiing like this. if you have been paying attention to everyone, you would see the number of pros skiing like this, such as turpin, dash, pollard, rinfret, c.r., just to name a few. it's just a natural way of riding down the hill that doesn't make us look like we have 'aspen ski instructor' form when we ski. it's kinda the same stance you would have on a snowboard, knees bent, arms hanging loosely, back hunched a little. it just looks and feels smooth. it's the way we are progressing...

*smack*

 
bwaahahahhahahahaha, gold clausen. but yeah, u guys are way behind the curve if you havent heard of the gorilla steeze!

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i still give frazier and cummins the credit for it

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
come to think of it, i ski wit the gorilla steeze too

'I probably sound like a rambaling dork on the blunt commentary track. there use that or I'll fucking kill you fucking guy' -Jibtech

 
i would rather look like i had good skiing skills then look like an ape, they arent actually trying to look dumb so they don't look like a ski instructor? its sort of like the chiniese arial team, none of them can ski all they know how to do on skis is make it to the jump and land, i mean no offense to tanner or the other guys with the same style, but having good ski technique should mean a lot more to them, there is more to skiing than going form one jump to another

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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
To me tanner has no real style. and if he had style it's def monkey style. ooh oh ahha ahh

I quit school, got retarded, and now i'm a skier
 
i agree with joker very fucking much here.

tanner's style is one of the best stylies out there. he's looking more snowboarder than old fucked up skier.

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155327:format540 said:
To me tanner has no real style. and if he had style it's def monkey style. ooh oh ahha ahh

I quit school, got retarded, and now i'm a skier
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