Tanner Harness

because he was jibbin and skiing in the BC, i dont really know what theyre supposed to dobut davenport, mcconkey, hugo harrison, kent kreitler, all those guys wear them when theyre doing big mountain and BC shit

why are doves the international symbol of peace? why not pillows? they have twice as many feathers and not the dangerous beak

When the officer says: 'Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond: Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

 
they bunch up your balls

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
they are for climbing. you tie ropes to them so it you fall, you dont go all the way down the mountain/cliff and die.

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
its fo tha laydayz

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
its b/c tanner hall is the best skiier alive and thovex

when skiings not here withdrawl kix in skiing withdrawl
 
'its b/c tanner hall is the best skiier alive and thovex'

oh my. Easy now you tanner mark.

Hey Kids! Sell Crack to Support Newschoolers!

FROSTMONKEY
 
if there is a risk of cravasse's it would be in ones bet interest to wear a harness...or any other way of becoming stranded in an unaccessbile ragion of the mountain...that way some fool can drop you a rope...or if youre fucked drop down to you and set you up....so you don't die.

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
yes, tanner and candide have the game on lock w/out a doubt

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L
 
i would where one to eliminate ball slap i think. especially me cuz i have scratch bindings. they are huge fuckin boners in the back that catch your nuts on a backseat landing.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
here is the real reason for the harness.

It's a well known fact that tanner and candide boost bigger than most humans possibly can, so the simple explanation is that the harness is actually keeping the sentient being in the ass of it's host, which just happens to be candide and tanner.

happy now?

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FROSTMONKEY
 
what the fuck is a sentient? Just asking..

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

'Nigga Please- from the makers of Cracker Ass-crackers.'
 
sentient:

1 : responsive to or conscious of sense impressions

2 : AWARE

3 : finely sensitive in perception or feeling

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
hmmmm.......

lagwagon

970 posts

Ridiculous

2003-05-25 18:15:54

Tanner Hall sucks!

HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!

...........uh huh, yea

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
u guys will prolly be like.....u r retarded. but i came up with this idea that they mightn wear the harness b/c when u get towed behind the snowbile u wouldn't have to hold on. b/c if u r takin like laps on a backcounty kicker it would be easy (when the snowmovile takes you back up) to attach a rope to the harness rather than hold it.

 
id think that that could hurt your back pretty bad, all of a sudden getting yanked uphill by the complete force of a snowmobile on your waist...

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
it wouldnt hurt in the steezy position, plus u could hold on with ur arms, but that does seem kinda retarted

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
what would happen if he fell behind the snowmobile just get drug? ouch could kill them

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
yea, thats y its retarded, i u fell ud be in for one hell of a ride

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
you guys are all retards, they wear harnesses because if they get into a position when they are skiing the wicked steep stuff where they cant get down then can get picked up by the helocopter. (think of the coast guard) also if they get hurt they can be wisked off a little easyer.

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Matt Rihm

First Run Ski Shop

Stratton VT.
 
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