Tanner Hall

waterville_NH

waterville_NH

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i just dont understand how much time and effort it must take to become as good as tanner...the day i can do a swich 450 on to 270 off is the day i stop skiing

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^if i have said anything that is pissing you off, ignore it because it was most likely a joke
 
no. that's the day you blow up. and then you'll never be able to stop. ever. even if you WANTED to.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
word

when an officer pulls you over: gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

respond: gee officer your eyss look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten, please think of the kittens
 
dude i know i wish i was that good

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
^ha, your names kron...like cron...as in chronic

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else

sms session 4
 
i think his skis are rigged so he can do everything

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E 2003
 
It'll take longer than my entire life.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
its cuz hes got cheat codes on. he can do anything

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

 
the reason tanner is so good is cuz in his little world skiing is like a video game and when hes skiing hes in a video game its the tannerball its tha milk chocolate

is all about tha benjamins
 
He's cool

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
i bet he has a guerilla wiener!!!!

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
 
yea that switch 450 disaster to 270 was insane in Happy Dayz, it was so big and smooth, not to mention that it was done like 3 seasons ago

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
ya his armada's have a computer in them and he says COMMMENCCCCEEE!!!! then the trick, annd then the skis do the trick for him trust me, ever wonder why he bends down like a gorrila, its so he can talk to his skis!

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

 
no way man, i heard he is so good because he cheats with game genie

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'We've seen your future... and just like your sister, it sucks.'

Lets meet as little as we can.
 
thats why you just ski for fun, if your skiing to be as good as tanner hall you should just stop skiing now u homo, and there a plenty of skiers that can show up tanner hall

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
Do some coke before a jump or a rail... you are guranteed to impress yourself...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
yeah fucking someone on the armada flow team as u all know, TJ Schiller showed up Tanner Hall @ the U.S. Open...whether he has the best rail style is all opinion you can't prove that. Other things ppl can show him up on is going huge...people like candide and them grab more air, be specific

what the fuck are you talkin about? is it a ski movie? or sum freaky shit that has to do with the universe?

~ mullet_scum

 
yea he uses the anti gravity code, he got it from tony hawk, the pro skater

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
He sais in some video that he did his first 360 by the age of 7, and he was doing backflips by the age of 11.

amazing

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*
 
^ and the next 4 sections of that video he is talkin about this hot girl from Ontario and how nice her titties are... it is hilarious

I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
 
eh...i was throwin 9's at like 13....i dont think the whole backflips at 11 really matters.....but yes tanner is the fucking man

Brian
 
i was bangin off rodeos 7's in the womb

I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
 
my favorite skier is probably mikael descheneaux or Dave crichton Tanner is fuckin sick tho

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
tanners an awsome skiiers, but i don't relaly like his style, in clothing or tricks, not that i could come even close to his steezyness

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
tanners not the only skier with that style you know...

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
Candides got the sickest loose steez, Mickael's got the sickest 'none Movement in the air' steez, and tanner just bends over with steez out his ass.

You nee's ta diversify yo bonds nikka
 
yeah the shit he did when he was younger ddidnt really matter, but he got really good really quick it seems like. but if i lived out in mammoth my progression meeter would be going through the roof. his segment in dub ski should keep anti-t. halls quiet for a lil more time

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
i dot find peps style is aynthing like tanners, peps got a style of his own

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
hall is good, guess how he did it, with a little natural talent and some fucking HARD work, try it, instead of wanting 'specail' skis to do it for you,

'i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime'

'the only enemy against progression is fear'

 
yea does weed really help your skiing?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
^^^RK1080, I heard that they took the Tanner Power Magnet out of the new Armada Tanner Hall promodels because it would be too easy for the population to become as good as him. Instead, you have to buy a special add on that costs a lot more money.

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Formerly SwitchPollard
 
someone needs to steal his mojo

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Skiing or sex?

'honeslty for me skiing, while I'm having sex I think about skiing, but when I'm skiing I don't think about sex at all'

fakie_jibber

 
in reality, his skis are remote controlled, so hes not good at skiing, the guy controlling the remote is good at that.

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
i almost don't dare to say it, but i have to say that he is a little overrated. Just my opinion because of the bunch of movies i have seen.

proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
 
Tanner is secretly a Ninja, so thats where he get's his skill from, because Ninja's are bad asses.

'If you could be the top scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?' -Harry Caray
 
i have twice the skill and thrice the steez of tanner..........ive just been holding back a lot

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