Tanner Hall and Eric Pollard alone in a room

[Good_Deed]

if those two ever ended up in a room alone together what would they talk about?

 

[Shadows]

skiing probably. just a guess

 

[Malcolm]

they would burn eachothers eyebrows off then eat them for breakfast the next morning

 

[skiRay]

but if their eyebrows are burnt off and gone, you cant eat them..

 

[AltaByrdSkier]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that is a good point

 

[shortdawg]

they would snort the eyelashes and make sweet love to the filthy aroma.

 

[skiizy]

i would think that they would lure dumont in there and kill him and eat him for breakfast

 

[mccsteezy]

or call the ghostbusters!

 

[Silence]

Probably talk about anything BUT skiing.

 

[jwhyte]

Rasterbate!

 

[Sun_Ra]

They would probably talk about how low Newschoolers can get.

 

[I_ski123]

stuff like normal people

 

[jason...]

smoke a fat bowl... or two

 

[GANDALF]

tanner would be like, "OmGz LeTz gOsSiP!>>!!>>

 

[creighton]

skiing

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

prolly about girls. oh and like how samantha is totally being a bitch and taking adam to the prom instead of steve because they like had a falling out and stuff.

 

[ogfeez]

they would probably take pictures of themselves and put pic their heads on random photos from the internet for amusement and then post them on some sort of web forum or something

 

[mnjib]

they would talk about what would happen if jon and pep where in a room together duh

 

[heFF]

what fuels people to make dumb ass threads like this haha

 

[timmi]

they would mate and make a superskier

 

[General_Shredgnar]

Firstly Pollard has a fierce rock wall of defense on newschoolers. People are immediately trashed for ever cursing his name. Tanner too has a loyal following, but in his course as the master of mordor, many have come to see fault in his ways.

Only Simon Aragont, with the help of the white wizard Eric Gandard, and potential allies TJ Shimli and Jon Legolosson, could ever defeat his mighty power. But wary they must be, for the C-orcs have been known to lurk around the base of the marijuana volcano!

 

[Aaaron.]

^bahahahaha BRILLIANT!!!!!

 

[Line_Skis]

OK, I'll make this thread worthwhile seeing as its summer and most of you have nothing to do. BEST PHOTOSHOP EDIT and dialog wins a 09 LINE Hoodie... GO!

 

[Mr.Bishop]

CONTEST ALERT!!!!!

Lets go people, this one should be freakin' hilarious.

NS will toss in a Tall-T, Lanyard, Scarf and Bandanna to the mix.

 

[alpineplease]

neat!

 

[Malcolm]

sweet mines going to be epic!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tinga]

weird how one post turned this from one of the dumbest threads to one of the hottest new contests. i love line skis.

 

[Deletedtoday]

epic thread

 

[Deletedtoday]

i will also paypal the winner 5 bucks. if its down with everyone haha

 

[Malcolm]

 

[A_Thomas]

^ hahaha this thread is retarded

in a good way i guess

 

[Line_Skis]

Contest ENDS Friday July 18th FYI, good luck, get creative...

 

[Deletedtoday]

more on da wayy

 

[rudager]

I vote this as top post this summer

 

[Malcolm]

Heres another one

 

[funk.]

hahaha that's fuckin awesome!

 

[ben_southworth]

heres the first

 

[ogfeez]

hahahahahahahaha, nice! Like where this went

 

[followCam]

I'd read this when it was pretty much first posted, then saw it sticked and thought . WHY.

but that is a pretty dam good contest

 

[snarfsnarf44]

k, they would sit together and begin casually talking about the staple skier shit like which company has the best graphics in 2009, Tanner trying desperately to be as wise and rasta as a rich american white boy can. All the while subliminally slipping messages and hints to force his style on you.

Meanwhile Eric will be totally impervious to all of tanners efforts, secretly laughing insidehis baked little mind about how much more he knows about art.

Then they would both get high (highER in erics case) and go skiing on the snow-less back yard.

 

[Microcosm]

shit, probably about the weather. people always talk about the weather when there's nothing else to say. pics later... maybe

 

[kzrstf]

 

[RICK_ROSS]

brahahaha, how is this sticky already

 

[skiizy]

cuz its a contest now

 

[Good_Deed]

I'm not even mad, I'm actually amazed

 

[Silence]

my thoughts exactly!

Stoked on the contest though - pity i'm COMPLETELY retarded at photoshop

 

[Caveman.]

haha

 

[skiRay]

haha! yes!

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

 

[RICK_ROSS]

im on the slower side

 

[skiizy]

so im trying to figure out photoshop... so ive got one on the way