TAN LINES: IN OR OUT?

eh, if you don't have tan lines but you're still tan, just means you go to the tanning salon... usually. ;) umless you live out in the foothills like me and lay out in your back yard naked. whoo whoo...
 
i do that too, its a good time. the girl next door saw me once, and that was awkward for a few minutes.
 
goggle tans= good

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farmer tans=bad

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soccer tans=bad

(can't find a picture of one)

 
farmer tans.. watch tans.. bikini tans.. soccer tans.. but nothing beats a goggle tan. oh, and sock tans .
 
i thought of another tan. the helmet tan. you're wearing a bicycle helmet and your bald and you have spots all over the top of your head.
 
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