tampon commercials

the worst thing ever has got to be those fucking alesse birht control commercials they play before movies and shit.. where are these girls are like im on alesse.. im on alesse.. im just like who gives a fuck man go preach somewhere else man

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
My friends and I bored on while we were on a lift and I had hand lotion in my pocket and one of my friends had a condom in her pocket, god knows why... So we took the condom, added the lotion and proceeded to leave it on the chair. yeah, it was on there all night.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
damn that story coulda been really interesting

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
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