tampon commercials

Ds91260

Ds91260

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WHAT THE FUCK, they used to be all quiet and shit and modest, now they got fuckin blaring songs n shit and sayin how comfortable they are and how much fun a period will be with he tampon, christ, i think i want to have a period

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
i know what you're saying. that shit is kind of messed up.

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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,

None but ourselves can free our minds.'

-Bob Marley
 
No. No you don't.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
you saying you want to have your period reminded me of 'are you there god? it's me, margaret'. i didn't like that book.

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
yea it kinda mkaes u want tio have one eh

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team

SFHNC 400/2000

 
periods suck

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

'You can do 'Matrix' moves on those things!' -my brother's friend after seeing our new Ab-Doer
 
ever eaten out a girl while she has her period? fun stuff....

Jigga say wha??

*OFFICAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
 
^ thats disgusting, why would you post such a thing?

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-Steve mem#8098

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me and some friends found a girls bag of tampons next to a water fountain in 6th grade, fun insued

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
yea man

shits not cool

and im not a big fan of anal, so its nothing but head for that little while

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
i was scarred for life when my sixth grade teacher took a sticky tampon, stuck it to the chalk board and drew a smiley face on it.

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
who saw that tampon commercial with the girl wearing ALLL white? where she drops the tampon out of the window, and uses another tampon to pick it up? haha, look at her fucking outfit, it looks like she is wearing two thirds of a easter bunny outfit.

 
and the guy is like 'Yeah.... my girlfriend's nice... and smart... and super-classy...' (in other words I told her I would go to this party with her if she gave me head)

And anyone with half a brain wouldn't wear white pants while rocking the redness, wait... actually anyone with half a brain wouldn't wear ugly white pants at all...

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
i like head, what do tou have against head? man, our new generation is sooo womans rights bullshit all the time.

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if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
when i was like 10, i found a tampon, and thought it was a pen, and walked around the grocery store clicking it

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
^ahahhahahah thats great!Yeah kind of disgusting a girl like did it all over a school chair last year. That wasn't her first one either...like come on!

 
NO NO NO my response was misinterpreted, I am an anti-feminist, and head is great. I actually enjoy sucking dick. Women's rights = bullshit, we were made to cook and clean and that's the truth.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
ham, turkey, or roast beef?

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
that post made me smile....get back in the fuckin kitchen!! what the fuck are you doing on teh computer bitch!

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my mom says I'm a handsom boy
 
b-b-b-b-baaaad... b-b-b-b-bad... BAD TO THE BONE

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
watchin those commercials makes me think if women get turned on by putting them in.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
No.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
ok, so using tampons as a mini-dildo with a virgin, no good idea...

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
How do they stick in the commercial with the girl in all white? Are they sticky? Or am i just retarded? Is anyone listening?

jibba jabba
 
Don't you ever ever say you want to have your period. Never ever say those words again.

And a tampon is about as far as you can get from being turned on. Your hormones are crazy, it's different for every girl, but horny or turned on is the last thing I get when I have my period.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
look at it this way

there arent any commercials on tv for shit guys do...ive never seen this

'GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER...SO YOUR NUTS DONT SWEAT ALL DAY LONG AT WORK' and show some guy working while hes powdering his balls

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^ That's fuckin' hilarious.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
my friend told me her period blood smelt like old sardins so jumped off the chair lift and didnt talk to her for a few days

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hahahaha...i put gold bond on my nuts....you should do it too its makes them cool and keeps them from stickn to you legss.....

 
no no no no no....periods=baaadddd. and yea, I'm usually in my super bitch mode when I've got it, and I even get pissed at the tampons. WHYYY would those commercials make you want a period?

-Sara

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so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partying

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
i thought the girl wearing all white was hot

we used to instate Project tampon when at friends houses with hot sisters, we'd get red markers and leave messages on tampons like 'hi heather' or 'whacha doin brittany'

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'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan
 
oh and some kid shit his pants while running in pe and promised us candy bars not to make fun of him and we never got them

 
hahahahaha promised u candy bars!

and that tampon thing is so fucking gross

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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan
 
They cant be that bad all the girls on the TV dont seem to mind, but there are way to may of them.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
i want tampons so i can horse-back ride, swim, play volleyball...

Has anyone ever seen that commercial w/ the little kid saying that? that was fucking hillarious.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
this one time, i was finger banging this chick, and I was thinking 'whats that hard thing in there?' and she said 'you better not lose the string'. It was the most shocking moment of my life. I didnt know weather to scream or cry. but i kept banging her for awhile, then kept my fist clenched until I could get to the sink.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

 
i know these guys that were in the salt lake airport and they got a tampon and put ketchup on it and left it in the middle of the hall. There would be crowds of people walking and you could tell where the tampon was because there was a big gap in the people. then this guy put a newspaper over it.

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
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