Talking to chicks on ns

[*BeckyK*]

Long distance relationships do not work. Give it up. Guys who try to pick up chicks on NS are creepy, not cool.

 

[Triple11]

that's ok, wanna fuck

 

[CBROOKS]

hahahahhaa

 

[Triple11]

i can be your hero baby!

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

yea its funny to listen to the pickup lines

 

[lalalalaura]

yeah, they're not all trying to pick you up... and plus some people live close to me and ski at mountains i ski at, so I'd rather know who these people are than ski by myself....

 

[sneather]

your never going to give up are u?

 

[Triple11]

i need to get this shit down to an art

 

[crooks]

damn tripe 11 you are desperate

 

[Triple11]

not appreciated...

guys, i jsut pm'd Jksl, the mack daddy of ns himself, but anyone got some supplementary advice (all of u have helpd alot already)

 

[MitchPee]

la hoo sah her

 

[Triple11]

im a ladies man, can i get an invite to that cult? and idk what that means, so i kinda need a hand decifering that... wana try to spell it again?

 

[Kev-Hal]

My name is Kevin, but you can call me tonight.

 

[Triple11]

ewwwwww no way man! i like girls, not guys... if u really want to have fone sex, pm B.O.B. or cork_3_sixty (the guys in the powderkings cult)... they'll give you a hand (even if its only over the fone)

 

[sneather]

haha ya those guys are faggots they will definatly be up for some gay sex

 

[*Fujative*]

... what is the point?

 

[crooks]

i also heard that lil g takes it up the poop shoot

 

[sneather]

o ya most deffinatly

 

[zepscratch]

i would not be surprised

 

[rachael575]

yea the whole pill thing really won me over

 

[Da-Phunk]

KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!

know the reference?

anyway why try and chat up chicks on ns, they ski, which is hot, but you don't need to go that far do you? maybe i'm weird for thinking ns is about skiing hehe.

also if you're looking at their pictures i guess theyd like it if you became a model and uploaded yourself. i'm not doing this because sadly my face hasn't been the same since the complication of my first parachute dive, the 300 pound instructor i was tied to spotted an ice cream truck ... it wasn't pretty. oh yes and 'nam and that deadly pool of acid with some sort of mutant strain of piranhas. followed by the aligator with the horrible eye fetish, it was horrible! the memories! agh!

anywho this thing is just needed to brake up that post after the last paragraph.

 

[Ruski]

id bang you on the spot

 

[Ruski]

bang isnt really the word to use though cause im a girl, no? i guess the right word would be fuck?

 

[Deafboy]

ahaha hitten on Charb eh....one of my Friends Friends apparently.

 

[timmi]

haha. so tripple11. is the 11 your age, or IQ?

but funny thread non the less.

 

[T.L.]

doesn't really matter how girls say it. as long as they want it thats all that counts.

 

[ktlu]

hhahaha

 

[T.L.]

its so nice when chicks are open about wanting sex.

 

[rachael575]

all the guys on this site are jailbait

 

[gmack24]

yo i hope this is a joke, finding a girlfriend on this site is like trying to get laid in a lesbian bar

 

[T.L.]

nuh uh. im not!

 

[Lé.Skiing]

this member just screams alias

 

[Da-Phunk]

i can't really imagine why they'd make up their age, but why don't you believe them anyway?

 

[Raek]

oh my god. you are a girl and you ski hunter... like no way...

wow. i just talked to a girl on ns....whoopdeeedoo

 

[beefbud]

hows eriKa?

 

[k2yeags]

well in that case. let me be the first to tell you I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

wanna bang?

 

[Raek]

well i ski windham....thats close..and i used to ski hunter when i was little..windham is where its at though

 

[Lé.Skiing]

this one time i talked to a girl on NS but it was on the computer so it didnt count

 

[Da-Phunk]

that just changed my view on ns ..... sounds kind of funny if you get over how creepy it is.

reminds me of some kids going mad at a volleyball game video thing a few years ago. they had really high voices, i didn't know if i should laugh or be scared.

 

[Ds91260]

hahaa, this shits on the next fuckin level man, props, hahahahaha

 

[Lil_Gordian]

nigga fuck you!

 

[Deafboy]

Ooooh shes good.

hows myspace doing for you?

 

[brogilvie]

AHAHHHHH. I went to your "buy my boots thread because I kept on clicking the same link over and over again.

 

[FilmingBitch]

Watch out I'm going to stop by her house and start hiting on her sometimes soon.

to get back at this e-cheating womp... hahaha

 

[Lateralis]

mary,if you need a shouler to lean on or a dick to rest on. dont be shy!

 

[beefbud]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[Latch]

If you've never met her before, you probly don't like her as much as you think.

 

[Petey.]

r u serious???

 

[Triple11]

im sorry freeskier, i am for real!

never meant to make rachael cry

i appoligize a trillion times...

but yeah! i was chattin up the chickas on ns... everyone should try it!

 

[~Cork_1080~]

we are quite a helpful bunch arent we?