Talk with my mom

[errrka]

so were sitting at dinner

and i busted my knee open yesterday and its still bleeding and whatever else is coming out of it anyways..

she goes, "Erika, if you keep messing up your knees your not going to be able to walk by the time your twenty. Between volleyball and skiing. What were your kneepads not on?" yes mom they were on they slid up when i dove "well then you need to tape them or something" okay ill wrap my knees before i put on my kneepads "well good you need to do something"

haha i didn't know i messed up my knees that much

haha there was really no point to that but whatever.

 

[Malcolm]

i didnt get all of it

 

[martin.]

cool story Gretl

ha I'm clever

 

[Sufferboy]

what?

FAIL

 

[LC.]

Dirty. Very dirty.

 

[mitchk]

ugh, its cause shes a girl. hansel and grtle... noob.

 

[AMG.]

you uh...you need to stop making threads about little stories involving you; that arent open to any discussion, and that nobody besides you and your kneepad friendly mom care about...seriously this is like the third one today...lol sorry for being a bit of a dick but, c'mon...

 

[Sufferboy]

1. ur the noob because the cool story hansel comes from zoolander when the butler of hansel says to him Cool story hansel

2. i have been on here longer and have more post

so Respect My Athoritaaaah

 

[martin.]

I know it's from Zoolander

 

[beer.]

ahh, 12. such a tender young age...I remember I only used the internet to look up codes for nintendo games

 

[mitchk]

ya i to have seen zoolander. omg call nasa to come help figure out sarcasm.

 

[Parker.]

you are so very wrong.

that's the point of karma. and it's never good when your post count is higher than your karma...

 

[laurence^]

great thread

 

[Peter.]

GET OF YOUR KNEES GIRL

lol had to say it

 

[richards]

you suck at telling stories

 

[spudz]

basically.

Earaka: My knee's are F'd Up

Mom: Yeah, you should put knee pads on

Earicka: Yeah, guys think thats totally unattractive on myspace.

mom: By the time your 20 your going to have 3 children

 

[Dumont92]

good story

 

[comeatmebro]

WOW. that story sucked so badly. holy shit.

 

[Malcolm]

Malcolm

Karma : 9999999

27475 Posts

@th1337



July 8 2008

1:51:26

i beat u in posts

 

[hey_dude_its_me]

ha what a fag

 

[errrka]

ha whats funny is my brothers name is hans so when we were little people called us hansel and gretel.

and i'm not 12 thanks

and yeah i've been extremely bored today, if noones noticed

 

[Sufferboy]

thanks

 

[TAY-POM]

i have to get knee surgery soon i fucked them up at water ramp on the tramps in whistler.

 

[the.hoffman]

Fail

 

[steezyjibber]

story doesnt make sense

 

[finssidedown]

more cat pictures


more cat pictures


more cat pictures


more cat pictures


more cat pictures

 

[doublexl]

hansel and gretl.

i got it and found it mildly amusing.

 

[ben802]

i cunt get it

 

[p_n]

that story sucked hard

 

[pussymoneyweed]

ya WICKED FAIL

cool story zoolander

 

[squeakywaffle]

 

[steezyjibber]

then i'd have to call that a fail.

 

[pussymoneyweed]

i fail too

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

hahahaha that's great.

 

[Aaaron.]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[-Nick-]

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT i lolled so hard

 

[Commonwealth]

hahahaha spot on. i quoted this to make sure its seen again

 

[Malcolm]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[i.ski.troll.]

ha its like HANSEL and gretl lol

 

[Mooose...]

bahahahaha that just may be epic.

 

[PopsicleStand]

 

[K2skipunk]

haha, nice one, i lol'ed

 

[PopsicleStand]

ha i guess i mini failed there huh? stupid computers i swear i didnt dub post that shit

 

[Franny]

that made my day!

 

[maclem]

you should just wear your knee pads all the time. for safety reasons.

 

[iluvBread]

hmm ur moms encouraging you to wear knee pads....that's a first....hahaha

 

[k-rob]

^ and a helmet, to prevent from damaging your already tenderized brain. i hate your threads until everyone comes along and starts making fun of you.

 

[Sufferboy]

y does that chick have shit in the toilet

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

The motivational poster one says "Next time you try to make yourself look hot, make sure you flush the toilet."

 

[ben_southworth]

haha even though a lot of people are being dicks, i feel where your coming from, my knees are gonna be shot when i grow older
not lookiing forward to it at all

 

[drewishish]

thats pretty much what i got out of it.
how can this thread really still be going? haha