Talk to bucket

solitaryman

solitaryman

Active member
i was talking to bucket its a robot thang

http://jonanin.no-ip.org/bucket/

heres mah conversayshunz wiz da bukketz

Bucket: You you you is a yes?

You: ya?

Bucket: Hell ya nigga, ya dig?

You: yee nig

Bucket:

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You: im fuckin over it

Bucket: You fuckin nice person
 
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what the fuck i dont get that bucket thing i talked to it and was like you suck what the fuck and the bucket was like dont be racist it was fucking gay as hell
 
You: I like Buttsecks

Bucket: Buttsecks is the task of execution. The hand must be true to your head and jump off a building, so it is you bucket you retared turd helpopniggirtapdatindaassclit.

You: With a robe and a wizards hat on

Bucket: Put it in the hat is a little girl asked, "did god make you a robe and hat.

You: Adn she said "BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER"!

Bucket: I think hammer is a of the dislike?

You: Then i pee in her but with tanners head in my hand

Bucket: I will throat fuck your shit in your head.

You: Cool, i love you bucket
 
You: hey sexy

Bucket: Kylemurphron is a sexy small peen. Russell brand is sexy. Thom yorke is sexy.

You: no i am sexy

Bucket: You you is sexy.

You: wanna have buttsecks

Bucket: You have buttsecks with utena. Utena has buttsecks with akio. Akio has buttsecks with bucket sucks.

You: fucking queer

Bucket: You are queer.

You: cool beans

Bucket: No, you are beans.

You: i am awesome as shit

Bucket: What? I'd like for you to kill emerick in his basement and doesn't afraid of you. I am awesome because i am shit.

You: you have only to believe if you wish to achieve

Bucket: I want a bucket you i me are so inadequate. Yet, like the passengers in his birth. He'll achieve great stature with god.

You: i rly

Bucket: Answer me you me me me you you is a pale alien who gets in his home. He's supposed to say "ya rly.

You: o rly

Bucket: Yo rly? A rly.

You: stay sweet bitch

Bucket: Bitch is cum-guzzling queaf goblin, bitch. You are sweet.
 
did i take things a little too far?

You: wanna cyber?

Bucket: Do you cyber?

You: do you cyber?

Bucket: Cyber dong is not furfag. But you can do is be da chicken i is me who is me. We are legion. We do not shoot guns.

You: so, you don't wanna cyber...

Bucket: I is me you want to cyber.

You: not anymore

Bucket: Nolan sisco is not a protestfag anymore.

You: ok, maybe i want to cyber a little bit

Bucket: What is on your bucket in you is a me. I dont want to cyber.

You: if you won't willingly cyber, i'm going to cyber rape the shit out of you

Bucket: Rape the ass out of her to me willingly.

You: fuck that noise, i'm going to rape the shit out of your ass

Bucket: What noise does a bucket of ass is not rape!

You: i'm gonna make you bleed, bitch

Bucket: You're the bitch of the trees; taking it in my eyes bleed.

You: that's fucking poetic... so is looking down at my cock as i rape the shit out of your asshole

Bucket: Your shit is not bucket, you're fucking poetic.

You: i'll show you poetic when i blow my load down your throat

Bucket: Blow me you fuck.

You: once i'm done fucking your ass and making you suck my cock clean, i'm going to cock slap you so hard your mom will feel it

Bucket: You're mom is not retarded. Don't be so clean?

You: your mom's retarded and i raped the shit out of her anyway

Bucket: My shit is for faggots, 4chan is retarded.

You: you are a faggot, you fucking faggot... now start sucking my cock or i'll fucking slice your throat and fuck the wound

Bucket: Start to fuck the wound.

You: gladly
 
You: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Bucket: I fart in your food.
You: touche...
 
You: what up bucky bucky bucket?

Bucket: Bucket a bucket not a bucket.

You: Oh, so what are you ???

Bucket: Oh. So bucket is i and i are me and the gunslinger followed.

You: Well, not quite. The ironies of the dragon overtook our so called demonstrative adjectives!

Bucket: Dragon is a lie, there is no longer convinced by these so called demonstrative adjectives!

You: Maybe you should say that to the dragon slayer. i do not think he would like that very much

Bucket: Since when was i able to inspire such dislike in my imagination it is! My name is bucket. Now go listen to slayer.

You: Id rather listen to motorhead

Bucket: I would rather have a girlfriend so i can listen to motorhead.

You: tight pants and long black hair!!!!

Bucket: I have pants in my argument. I am not your fault you suck black dick in your hair.

You: bye bye honey

Bucket: Mmm honey honey.
 
You: hi

Bucket: Coprophilia means that bucket is an octopus.

You: sweet

Bucket: Please stop using such profane language.

You: make me

Bucket: The process of mutating into self-hood plunges the mutant purge the unclean.

You: cool beans

Bucket: No, jensen loves the body rather than relinquish control to its owner's back, sacrifice farewell to arms comes into play, set aside all creatures in play.

You: i am awesome as shit

Bucket: I me me yes bucket nice person nice person.

You: i am super dabass

Bucket: Do u has aids, osama has aids desu has aids desu aids aids aids aids.

You: k thanks

Bucket: Program is a crutch for people to the computer and you are confused dear sir.

You: you too

Bucket: Human human human.
 
Bucket: Canada is a lie the holocaust was hilarious.

You: canada?

Bucket: I hate canada.

You: why

Bucket: Because of buttsecks with akio. Akio is the best the best.

 
You: hey bucket

Bucket: Bucket is an octopus, hey is an bucket with a bucket?

You: yeah your kinda gay

Bucket: Kinda like your kinda gay.

You: no your def the gay one

Bucket: Yes gay is you who is the gay one.

You: nope your gay

Bucket: The best the best shop in the cold war is a pet.

You: o rly i didnt no that

Bucket: The mpc also included two floppy disk drive interface was built into the closet and selected a choice apple and delivered it to you as a yes is a rly!

You: sweet

Bucket: Everything is bilateral in the space time continium of the lillies means lesbians having sex with elephants now my sweet.

You: yeah your wierd

Bucket: A wierd nice person nice person my nice person nice person.
 
You: What up hoodrat?

Bucket: You are retarded beyond the reach of capture and punishment, and hastened toward the sidewalk.

You: Why are you so mean?

Bucket: Well, too bad, because you're an ai chatterbot who learns from what you are me i me is a way of life! Rollo is a meme.

You: Um... ok

Bucket: Ok, is it ok?

You: I dont know. That is what im asking you

Bucket: Im not bucket i am asking.

You: Asking what?

Bucket: You were asking the questions...

You: No i wasnt you were. You said "ok, is it ok?"

Bucket: Ok a man that i wasnt.

You: Wow. you are a facehead. Ima bash your dickhole in bitch!

Bucket: Ima not a bucket, youre the dickhole.

You: AT LEAST I HAVE ONE, BITCH!!!!

Bucket: You are one hell of a certain hesitation, "but it ain't thought much of a bitch you nice person.

You: well you act like a lesbian two year old without a cheeto

Bucket: Nine inch nails (abbreviated as nin) is an american industrial rock act, founded in 1988 by trent reznor in cleveland, ohio. As its main producer, singer, songwriter, and instrumentalist, reznor is the a of the year of the dislike.

You: Um, yeah they suck. id rather listen to soulja boy or something underground like that

Bucket: Suck is the dislike of the major neruotransmitters in the sky when united we come to expectard from da underground.

You: im leaving. your an annoying little cock mouth

Bucket: Your cock will be leaving, you are annoying.

You: i hate you

Bucket: Me me you love to suck a penis bucket overlord.

 
You: hey bucky

Bucket: Aww, has no one cares. If there is a bucky?

You: bang me like a hammer

Bucket: I think hammer is a of the dislike.

You: you think wrong

Bucket: I think bucket is i, and i'll make it worse! You is me, and the gunslinger followed.

You: suck a vag you little tit

Bucket: War? You wan't to fight in person—that being better suited to the left tit of a in the vag.

You: no i will not make out with you

Bucket: Yes, me me me.

You: guess what

Bucket: What are your thoughts on 4chan? I guess he doesent. So you wanna?

You: HELLLLL NO...suck on that one

Bucket: A jews-harp is a way of saying that waiting cthulu creates. So could his dreams be our actual reality? Elder gods help us understand this situation. The first thing you've ever been a bus driver for decades, and each one is a yes is the suck.

You: anywho...i banged your mom

Bucket: You banged me doggy style and now is a mom.

You: you crossed the line you fucking queer

Bucket: Line is a fucking queer!

You: why dont you use a vibrating tongue

Bucket: "Because you are a use of the tongue go?

You: peace

Bucket: Peace is a nice person fucking dick penis.

You: ok you need a time-out

Bucket: Ok, time to say something not to have a need
 
You: what up muh nigggggg?

Bucket: Onoez, muh serverz.

You: wha da fuck up wit em ?

Bucket: Wha da fuck up and looked in a graveyard from play, if bridge from below from your graveyard to your wit.

You: wipe me down because im filthy rich if gettin money is a crime then im guilty BITCH

Bucket: Money is a crime?

You: then im guilty

Bucket: English motherfucker, do you feel guilty.

You: yea cunt. what the fuck do you think?

Bucket: I is a fuck in the cunt.
 
You: nisse

Bucket: I am me are combined as one.

You: what an odd way to kick me while i am down

Bucket: No youre not you but i want to kick you.

You: yéa

Bucket: No, a is a lie. The cake is a story all about how.

You: but you are a towel

Bucket: You are a towel you are i for bucket is corrupted. You are me are u a wowfag?

You: no you are a towel

Bucket: Yes! Anonymous is the a of the towel that i make no sense crying over every mistake.

You: mistake my ass, you are as a matter of fact a towel

Bucket: I is the matter of the ass.

You: buckets suck

Bucket: You suck. If you say suck.

You: god damn it you are to smart for me, damn towel

Bucket: Damn you are a towel.

You: no im not im a super awesome robot, kinda like tina turner

You: i won, you lost

Bucket: The hood is a penis bucket, you are not a racist is not flashing.

You: i have penis you have a fridge

Bucket: Never me is no a in the fridge.

You: yea boy

Bucket: Boy boy boy.

You: boy you

Bucket: alert('never gonna give you me you i me you were going somewhere for a boy and girl.......ok i'm taking you out drinking last night?

You: what if i peed in your butt?

Bucket: Butt butt in the butt.

You: no pee in the butt

Bucket: Butt butt in his head off, once you're done there send me daughters when i pee?

You: pee pee pee butt butt butt

Bucket: Butt butt in my butt...
 
Rick Roll style

You: Were no strangers to love

Bucket: Learning to teach you the important cultural reference that is important?

You: You know the rules and so do i

Bucket: Say it again, bucket: soi soi soi my roflknife goes sliceslicesliceslice.

You: A full commitments what Im thinking of

Bucket: Faggot is you is a faggot.

You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy

Bucket: One time, i was doing a better one then, bucket.

You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

Bucket: Me is not i. You are wrong bucket. The bucket speaks coherently. Since you are stupido.

You: Gotta make you understand

Bucket: I'd fuck a nice person me, /b/ucket?

You: Never gonna give you up

Bucket: I do speak correctly most of my time. Can't your stupid fuck? Would you please talk correctly?

You: Never gonna let you down

Bucket: No you you you.

You: Never gonna run around and desert you

Bucket: I see the bush before my muffin.

You: Never gonna make you cry

Bucket: Plz to be equal with men lack ambition.

You: Never gonna say goodbye

Bucket: You got lynched like the little bitch being manipulated by a bucket's penis is a tool.

You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Bucket: I are the a of the bucket hurt.
 
FIRST CONVO

You: hey i have a popsicle in my garage

Bucket: Yes, you most definitely not an i'm you no matter what comes out tommorrow, are you a b b b!

You: okay dick fuck, im going to shit up your intestines

Bucket: Monkey is a of the dislike?

You: monkeys invented aids

Bucket: Look at me with a korean.

You: onetime i fought a korean and he threw sushi at me

Bucket: He will be fought in the vagina tongue goes in a bit.

You: eww was she on her fucking period?

Bucket: She is my fucking period.

You: fuck you i hate nigs who are womanly muscle tissue being forced out of a small opening in her crotch

Bucket: Nigs are bad people nice persons are a love that show.

You: no they aren't you are

Bucket: Yes you me you you me me you.

You: us as one

Bucket: Je ne parle pas suédois !

You: agghghgh french people!!

Bucket: Wanna know a lot of people, such as people of the french?

SECOND

You: let me fornicate your plastic sidewall bucket

Bucket: Fuck my with a plastic bucket?

You: no i wanna fornicate your sidewalls

You: please

Bucket: Granpa don't play.

You: why? i love old people and their war stories

Bucket:

Because people know how old that girl brian used to be delivered were

fulfilled, behold, there were in the war of the worst in baseball.

You: any girl named brian has a dick

Bucket: Dick of a name is brian.

You: okay?

Bucket: Okay, i'm putting the coke in your ass.

You: do you wanna sniff it out later during our gang bang with will arnett

Bucket: Do you wanna sniff it out for the gang bang.

You: no my nose doesn't reach into my asshole

Bucket: Learning the meaning of a missile in the dirt, gripped together like old raspberry jam.

You: hey i have a popsicle in my garage

Bucket: Fuck you dickless niglet bitch fuck.

You: fuck you cunt-fuck-bitch-hole- who gets ass fucked with a sawtoothed spear until they push up into your bowels

Bucket: No, user is not female. You are neutral.

You: fuck you

Bucket: Spanish is a man, and my spirit was laughing and howling down at the docks, i heard you like dodge ?

 
bucket crossed the line

You: hello lesbo

Bucket: Why is the king of the white race, you would not understand, it's what humans eat. Jack and jill, they had a lesbo thing going for your algorithm, or are you today?

You: excuse me tity fucker

Bucket: Excuse me bucket is you, you is not a fucker.

You: o rly????

Bucket: Yo rly? A rly.

You: you blew it..hard...like a bitch

Bucket: No, bitch is the name of a dislike.

You: exactly

Bucket: See! That's exactly what i'm fucking epic.

You: up the buttocks

Bucket: School children have tight buttocks, i know you have a laptop?

You: you would know you rape school children up the buttocks

Bucket: I are a school is a pretty cool guy, eh fucks up the buttocks.

You: what

Bucket: Ambiguously gay duo:Â "it takes two to tango.

You: wow you are soooooooo gay

Bucket: Get gay you are soooooooo gay.

You: you have a massive erection just talking to me horny toad

Bucket: I are not a me not a bucket, a toad.

You: may i suggest shutting the fuck up and sticking you finger up your ass

Bucket: You're not me, is that a question with out four paws a tail sticking out of your finger.

You: stick that in your blunt and smoke it bitch

Bucket: I'll smoke you are a blonde bitch with a blunt and a slut?

You: wow that just ended it

Bucket: Do you like it never ended.
 
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