Talk like Lil G!

[agree.this]

guys, i found a way that we can all be "cool" like little gordian!

http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm

click on the link and type in anything you want into the box, and hit submit.

then all of a sudden your a gangsta!

 

[jsg]

OMGZORS IM COOL NOW!

 

[eheath]

Haha, Yo bees dis.

 

[twoplankerbean]

Yo buss dis. Lil g be a fuckin tool dat should rot in die uh gonorrhea an' rot in hell. Sheeit!

 

[mattster]

Yo buss dis. hey man, wanna go eat some pie ? den fuck wit yo mothuh ? BITCH ! Sheeit!

 

[whattheshit]

lil g type your ebonics into the ebonic translator, your browser will probably have a fatal error.

 

[treesmann]

Yo buss dis. Lil G be an alias. Sheeit!

 

[jono]

"Yo buss dis. why bad assed day miss, yo eyeah be de color uh de ocean at midday, an' yo hair blowin in de win' reminds me uh sailin de sevun seas wit me an' my pet dolphin Hambone. Sheeit!"

 

[Treestman]

Yo buss dis. I'm down wit dat to ski. Sheeit!

 

[hucker22]

Yo buss dis. haha ebonics wrapper be sweet. an' lil g be a loser. See what I'm sayin? lets see if he can understan' dis becauses he not really thuggin Sheeit!

 

[johanblaze]

Yo buss dis. lil g has a small johnson. so small in fact, dat it cant be seen trough a microscope. he thinks he's black but he's not. frankly i ain't likes de fuckin alias at all. he couldn't think up a mo betta one? Sheeit!

 

[*rkp*]

Yo buss dis. guys, i foun' a way dat we can all be "cool" likes li'l gordian! Sheeit!

 

[freestyler540]

Yo buss dis. I be a homo rappuh gangster Sheeit!

OMG this is so funny

 

[Jessbuff]

Aight so I put one of lil G's raps into the translator:

ORIGINAL:

WEST SIDE Lil G featurin Krafty K when i get to class it dont matta i gots class cause it dont matta fo ass i dont care about a's and b's as long as i chill wit my Gs dats what da heck i do is what i wanna do dont give a shit about no one im from da west side son benicia till i die yeah yeah Kraft K i from da west side i aint playin you betta hear wat i be sayin five four three two one west side till im done got get by wit a grin shoot mothufucka nigga in da chin yeah i be da one Krafty K so hear what i gots ta say Lil G, Krafty K West Side of Benicia West Side till i die yeah yeah Lil G Feelin good down in my hood dress like i should my high morale and self esteem keep me from bein mean so i treat myself like i treat my Gs never make dem get on dere knees yeah. my dad ring me up where u at son shut da fuck up fore a break yo leg im chillin at da motel 6 muthafucka hangin wit all my friends dats cool too cool fo school aight so apreciate i be da orchestrate word Lil G and Krafty K corus

EBONICS:

Yo buss dis. WEST SIDE Lil G featurin Krafty K when i git to class it dont matta i getss class cause it dont matta fo ass i dont care 'bouta's an' b's as long as i chill wit my Gs dats what da heck i do is what i wanna do dont give a shit 'boutno one im from da wes side son benicia till i die yeah yeah Kraft K i from da wes side i aint playin you betta hear wat i be sayin five foe tree two one wes side till im done gets git by wit a grin shoot mothufucka homey in da chin yeah i be da one Krafty K so hear what i getss ta say Lil G, Krafty K Wes Side uh Benicia Wes Side till i die yeah yeah Lil G Feelin bad assed down in my hood dress likes i should my high morale an' self esteem keep me from bein mean so i treat myself like i treat my Gs nevuh make dem git on dere knees yeah. my faduh rin me up where u at son shut da fuck up fo a break yo leg im chillin at da motel 6 muthafucka hangin wit all my friends dats cool too cool fo school aight so apreciate i be da orcheskrate word Lil G an' Krafty K corus Sheeit!

I must say it didn't change a whole lot.

 

[whattheshit]

damn i woulda thought your computer would blow up in your face if you tried to translate lil g ebonics with ebonics

 

[Jessbuff]

it was a chance i was willing to take. i was just so freakin curious.

 

[freestyler540]

Try it again and check the results with the translated version

 

[sneather]

Yo buss dis. wats up lilg if a fuckin faggets yo Sheeit!

 

[SUpilot]

what the hell does "Yo buss dis" mean?

 

[sneather]

wat the hell does "Sheeit!" mean

 

[lamp]

yo buzz dis, dat be pretty sweet my homie, sheeeat

 

[KeegLove]

ORIGINAL:

Little G is a worthless no good rapper and i want to kick him pretty hard in the shin.

EBONICS:

Yo buss dis. li'l G be a worthless no bad assed rappuh an' i want to kick him pretty hard in de shin. Sheeit!

 

[Skipig25]

yo buss this= listen up

shieet- shit. said with a ghetto lisp

 

[dandoy]

Yo buss dis. I be de elite haxxor. See what I'm sayin? I own all uh you. You be n00bs. Die now please. Thank you. Sheeit!

 

[MALONE]

i bees da ish right huuuurr, lil' G bees a lil' ghey'

 

[bermbuster49]

Yo buss dis. this be de shit homey! BC-Crew represent! eas coas killers! Sheeit!

bahaha il ove how it says SHEEEITT after everyting

 

[rocktheLPs]

ill translate it on tizzle talk

 

[rocktheLPs]

WEST SIDE Lil G featurin Krafty K when my ass get to class it dont matta my ass gots class cause it dont matta fo booty my ass dont care about a's an' b's as lizzong as my ass chill wit my Gs dats wha da heck my ass do be wha my ass wanna do dont give a shitznit about naw one im from da west side son benicia till my ass die yeah yeah Kraft K my ass from da west side my ass aint playin y'alls betta hear wat my ass be sayin five fo' three two one west side till im done got get by wit a grin shoot mothufucka nigga in da chin yeah my ass be da one Krafty K so hear wha my ass gots ta say Lil G, son, Krafty K West Side of Benicia West Side till my ass die yeah yeah Lil G Feelin tight down in my hood dress like my ass shoul' my high morale an' self esteem keep me from bein mean so my ass treat myself like my ass treat my Gs neva make dem get on dere knees yeah. my pappy rin me up where u at son shut da fuck up fore a break wzup leg im chillin at da motel 6 muthafucka hangin wit all my friends dats cool too cool fo school aight so apreciate my ass be da orchestrizzle word Lil G an' Krafty K corus