TALENT SHOW IDEAS

aight so im in mr. madawaska...its like a fundraiser for project grad and its basically a pagent for guys but its all meant to be funny..so far we got everything down but i need a talent for the talent section...gotta be something funny/stupid/slightly dangerous haha...any ideas?
 
alright. I am currently mr. Queensbury. I won the same thing you were doing at my high school last year. I am telling you, the way to win is ribbon dancing. dress up all reatrded and without a doubt youll get some laughs. who cares if yo uwin but you probably will.
 
^yes, you should totally have a walk-off.... first model walks, next model duplicates and then elaborates.... but you would need david bowie to be the judge... not sure if you got any bowie connections but they would help...

or i think you could do "lazy sunday" its a SNL rap about the chronicles of narnia, that would be sick too..
ribbon dancing sounds cool, but you have to be talented for that shit
 
I was in the same thing for my highschool last year, me and my buddy stuffed pillows in our shirts, wore lacrosse helmets, and got on little kids bikes and jousted each other jackass style, it was sick, we kicked the shit out of each other in front of the whole school and they were laughing histerically
 
Actually what i did was i did like 2 minutes of Ribbon Dancing with the song Chariots of Fire ( thank you old school). then after the 2 minutes i did a light show using the glow sticks with mortal combat techno. funny shit. plus i won like 100 bucks.
 
A teacher at my old highschool ribbon danced to Chariots of Fire. It was majestic and hysterical. I was awestruck. Do this and you will win.
 
I think a song that would go over well would be "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia. You wouldbe an instant classic.
 
We do the same thing at my school and my friend acted out Star Wars episode 1 in under 5 minutes all by himself.
 
Pretty much just go up, fart a real nasty one into the mic, then walk off stage like nothing happened. My little brother did this and the whole place went crazy.
 
"do you know" by enrique iglesias+ribbon dance=mad laughs

or just get on stage in short shorts and a wifebeater and sing and dance to it
 
aight so right now its between ribbon dancing and jousting..the modeling thing would be good but i dont have time to like organize it and the wizard one is amazing but i'd probably get in alot of shit for it.. mr madawaska is sunday so any more ideas would help
 


BUT... get a buddy and have him dress up as a bananna.... and you as a gorilla and chase each other on stage and you takle his ass hahhaha it was way funny when my friends did it!

just an idea
 
no dont rap cause cause a lotta people do it and you just look stupid and then its kinda boring to watch if ur bad
 
do flat ground tricks on your skis while dressed up as a gaper and have a frickin sick 80's song goin on the boombox. Like Rick Roll or sometin
 
tan for a bit. cut and streak your hair. sing "do you know what it feels like" by enrique.

kid did it at my school. funniest thing i have ever seen.
 
the kid who sits next to me in chemistry is going to chop 4 2' thick cement blocks in half with his hand.

 
hahaha funny you should say that...me and my friend had actually planned that and the costumes aren't gunna be in in time...so i gotta switch it up...figured out im gunna be dressing like alladin and ribbon dancing to/singing the "whole new world" alladin song haha
 
i just had a chinese talent show for a grade in my class and i sang this song:

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richie ren kicks ass. it was hilarious
 
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