Takin a shit then water splashes into your ass

That's why I poop into my hand and gently place it into the water.

Getting toilet water on your butt is gross man.
 
Put toilet paper on the surface of the water before you squeeze one out.

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Anyone here ever used a bidet or a swishing cup? Gets you cleaner easier, faster and also eco-frendlier than any amount of paper.
 
people in Africa dont have water, food, contraceptives, OR TOILET PAPER for that matter, and you have the audacity to fucking line your shitters water with toilet paper so your ass doesn't get wet? Africans would dance if they could feel the cold splash of toilet water on their ass after they drop a duece

 
yeah they also don't have toilets. If they're so hungry they should just eat their children before they turn against them.. fuckin kony.. you silly goose
 
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if my friends african room mate is any indicator, as soon as they get to the western world they will line toilet paper on the water an inch thick.

you should see how much water that kid uses. not to mention that he keeps the apartment 'africa' hot even during the warm months.
 
Hey if you got clingons and you get some water up there it'll just loosen things up, problem solved.
 
this is one of those topics that is astounding because somehow, it's actually a vague repost but is just as hilarious as the original.

i can't find it but the first one was about lowering the water level in your toilet so your balls won't dip into it or something
 
how does that even work? i've seen them and i somewhat know how it works, just never used it, do you like scrape the shit out of your crack with your hand or what ?

 
I tried to find a pciture of one, but seeing I only know the Finnish slang word for the cup, and tried looking from Google Picture search with "ass cleaning cup" etc. I was not very pleased with the picture results and want to go cry in the corner.

But yes, basically you have a cup that you place around your asshole and then swirl it around so everything comes loose, then you carefully open it so the crap and water spills down the toilet and if you're good at it, that's all it takes, clean ass! No need to touch any feces, but if you want you can finish it with a few splashes to be on the safe side, the times I've tried it I didn't have to, but I did check with a sheet of paper to see that it was all clean - still, one sheet of paper vs. a literal shitload of paper wins in my book.

I'll try to get a picture of my friend's swish cup if possible.

 
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