Takeing my SATs in 45min

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Yea... Im fucked, anyone else have this problem before there SATs?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
I've never had to do one, good luck though.

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i didnt, but then again, i am a genius...

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i'm taking mine in the spring

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I did like got 1430 the first time I took them. Then I got like 1350 every time after that. I think its because I did a practice test the day before I wrote them the first time. It really gets your timing down.

Then I ended up staying in Canada for school so it was all a big waste of time and money.

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yea, they where easy this time around.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
Could someone shine some light on SAT's? What kind of test is it actually? Mathematic or does it mix all areas?

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its not bad if u do a practice test

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They're wicked hard. Good luck with that dude.

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You can't realy fail your SATs can you? They're just for getting into school right? So think of it this way, if your score is too low to get into a certain school, then you'd have a pretty shitty time at that school trying to keep up. I say take the easy road and skip you SATs. You could always get a job with Intrawest, they hire anyone.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
i took mine a few weeks ago and just got the results back...1200...not too bad....i didnt really know what i was doin tho.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
They give you points on the SAT for writing your name. It's all basic work they just form the question in a weird way. The math is nothing past average sophmore math, again just made confusing. All that the SAT tests is comprehension. My tip would be to make sure you are filling in the right bubbles at the right numbers... a few years ago I missed a question and it made all my bubbles off by one and I didn't have time to fix them.

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I don't know if this will help you at all but taking isn't spelled with an E.

-Lauren

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But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

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i got a 1.1 on my SAT and still push a whip with right and left AC

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
na you dont need to be able to spell, you just need the basic word and people will pick up on it.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
i took the SATs in 7th grade and got just over 1000. at the beginning of 8th grade (without ever taking any form of algebra) i got just over 1100. they really arent that hard.

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the answers are as follows

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3.48 to the tenth power

square root of 89

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4FRNT.

HCC.
 
he spelt taking wrong

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Canadains to the PSATS in Grade 10, you do get a mark off if you get it wrong, my friend did the whole thing in 5 mins,

Matt

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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

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I've heard that if your staying in state for school, theres no reason for taking the SAT. They only look at the ACT. I'd still take it either way.

 
I only have to write the provincial exams, though if you are getting less than 80% in englsih you have to write the LPIs to get into a university.

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i just took the ACTs a week or 2 ago and i got fucked

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shit, im going to have to take the SAT2s sometime next year maybe. how are they?

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Representing the KPP
 
&umm, are the SAT2s scored differently than the SATs or are you just making an ultimatley futile attempt at being funny

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Representing the KPP
 
Good luck. All test-taking really entails is confidence and some common sense.

Says the guy who got a 1500. ;)

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wow, brains... its odd, it seems like everyone i talk to got at least like 1200... but like 1300+ is all 90th percentile as i recall... how about this, everyone go into community college, where its nearly impossible to fail, get your AA, then your guaranteed entrance to state college... but then again you have to put up with community college... fuck learning is too much work.

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haha yeah, if you are a good test taker and you have common sense, you will do good, but whoever said that a practice test helps timing, i agree. it also gotme in the mindset for the types of questions they asked on the act (wording and such) and it really helped bump me up. i havent taken the sat since sixth grade, but i did well on it, and remember it being like a tough standardized test, but not a real big deal. im just glad the only tests i take now are midterms and finals, cause you dont even have to study for them if you just show up at class most days.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Yea I have noticed that eveyone who says what they got is like 1250+ and i highly dought that.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
lagwagon, you are an idiot.

Did anyone think that the SATIs and the SATII Writing test were much easier this year than last?

concept108 is a fag

 
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