take the gay test

33 percent.

-Joel

'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze
 
Yea I was freaked out by the meter too...

but i'm 10%. A walking, talking red blooded hetero. And I'm damn proud

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
whoa a lotta people ended up getting 36 (just like me) haha, great...wanna for a club?

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
30%

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
 
DG is 26% gay

Loosen up my straight mate, these days women like a man with some softer edges to grab on to.

^wtf how can you be 26%, arent you either gay or straigt?

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
^No, I agree with this premise. Everyone is 'gay', the only question is, to what extent? I don't agree with it that there's such a thing as 'too straight' or 'too gay', though. But whatever, the questions were pretty stupid anyways. I just think it's funny how some people have reacted to it.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
30

that good drivers make good lovers thing actually makes a lot of sense now that i think about it

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
30th percentile

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
26 percent, im guessin 33% is the perfect number.

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Still no snow on the east coast.

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23%

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E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
 
I am 20%

.at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
20%

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
25% i was really scared for a second with that meter thing too i was afraid i was gonna have to rethink my life

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Pat
 
oh yeah 65% gay! haha that's hilarious.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
I'm 50% gay. half gay, half straight I guess that means the internet knows I'm a bisexual.

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
^but girls are different its not that weird if girls give eachother orgamsms at a birthday party with toys but if guys did that, that would be so fucking gay.

Park Life

 
even though i read all these about it going all the way i still was a little surprised, 16%

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
30%///// when results were loading it went from 0-100% i thought it was sayiun i was 100% gay... but nope

watching fox news for politics is like trying to jack off to the view. -asac

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

We're just two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year. Runnin' over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.

 
16% gay and lovin the ladies!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

'Stupid fucking Americans!' - Jon Olsson

Truer words never spoken!
 
shit at first the meter went all the way and i thought i was 100%. im 30%.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
sex toys include handcuffs... so i guess all the police have sex toys :0

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
'SDOT IS 76% GAY!

Careful! You may be straight-laced, but any more butch and you'll have to fight off the girls!'

Okay, so in other words... I've got the mind of a guy, but the anatomy and sexual preferences of a female. That's pretty damn accurate.

I'm guessing that has to do with the fact that I...

...won't flirt for a parking space (fuck that... I'll just plow them out of the way with my truck).

...think my dad was the bessed dressed growing up.

...have beat men at pool.

...know how to change my own oil.

...would have rather been a doctor over a nurse.

...would rather give than receive flowers.

...have been in a fight on the street before.

...have taken a few swings at the punching bag at the fairgrounds.

...don't think it's important to redecorate.

...would much rather prefer to be smart and ugly over beautiful and stupid.

...etc.

Wow, what a weird test.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)


 
Oh yeah... You know it EastCoastPride.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)


 
23 percent. there were some great questions in there! that meeter fraked me out a well.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
^Why? OMG OMG a BS internet test said I was gay. Mommy, help me.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)


 
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