tailbones

MadTrixter

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dude, how bad do they hurt when they're broken?

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u know what its like when u jam ur heel peice on ur binding up ur ass on a fall, make that a permanent feeling

 
well i might have a broken one then.......what all are you limeted to? at first i couldn't walk(for like 3 hours) but i made myself. i couldn't bend at all, and when i made myself sit down i had to sit on my ass cheecks.

now it just hurts REALLY bad in one spot, and it hurts when i move a lot. this happened like about a week ago, so it might be broken

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-skipimp_

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Take his tale off??? Nooooooo.

o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

Principal: You were touching a girl's private parts.

Dean: Who cares? Why won't you let us have any fun?
 
'and when i made myself sit down i had to sit on my ass cheeks.' - madd_trix

just curious, but what do you normally sit on?

 
i meant to say sideways on one, isead of the weight evenly distributed throughout each....should have cleared that one up

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-skipimp_

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i know a kid without an ass.....he just has a crack in his back

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i broke mine 2 summers ago and it hurt like a bitch...i had the same problems as you...last winter was actually the first time i didn't re-injure it...i'd suggest staying away from flat landings (or landings at all for that matter) for like a month then investing in some ass pads

 
i think it's just a re-injury, cause i think i broke it like 3 months ago, but i never got it checked out, and it's hurts just ass bad now, just in a different spot

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-skipimp_

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they are actually really easy to break....i did mine jumping off a 50 footer into water at a quary - that was 8 years ago, but i remember i couldn't sit for a couple days

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.'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
i don't even want to admit how i hurt mine..........i was griding a 6 FOOT RAIL!! ONLY 6 FEET!! see what happens in the summer.

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i don't even want to admit how i hurt mine..........i was griding a 6 FOOT RAIL!! ONLY 6 FEET!! see what happens in the summer.

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-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
oh no man, you might have to sit on one of those round doghnut shaped cushions for your ass. that would suck if you had to walk around school with it.

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
I cracked mine in hockey when I was 13 or 14. I couldn't sit, or lie on my back for about 4-6 months. It sucked.

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A really good friend will help you move a body
 
3 summers ago I was working on a dairy farm just north of Toronto nd all we ever ate was like cheese based foods and lots of straight cheese cause it was always availible to us. The cheese there was awesome. Well one day I went to take a shit out at the outhouse by the barn and because of all the cheese in my diet I couldn't shit. I sat on the crapper for like an hour tryin to prime this shit up and finnaly, she started to give way. I gave her the 'old mush and push' and next thing you know, I heard a loud snap. Broke my fuckin tailbone in two places. I haven't ate straight cheese since that day. Serious!

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
 
AHAHAh, thats the funniest story I've ever heard, but I dont believe you.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body
 
dude, that's pretty fucked up if that really happened.

if you couldn't sit down for a couple months when you broke yours, then i think i just bruised mine. i'll be alright, as long as i can ski

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My brother bruised his tailbone last year snowboarding. He had to sit in a rubber doughnut for a week :D

Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!

 
i couldn't sleep today in school cause it hurt so bad. i might go to the doctor soon

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-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
i cracked my tailbone skateboarding when i was 14. i couldn't run really well without pain for about 2 years - and there's still a sore feeling when there's high humidity in the air.

 
broke it once.....all i can tell u is not to break your collar bone....i have broken it twice in the past 3months....hurts like a bitch

dont spank the monkey
 
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