Taco Bell Guidance

lorida

lorida

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Well Folks, The desperately awaited Taco Bell has finally opened in Montreal, Quebec. Like many, MANY others, I will be diggin' out my sombrero and sandals, to get ready for our first Taco Bell experience. To the extreme.

Now, here is where you come in.

There was a solid 2 hour line at the Drive-Thru and a wait of 3 hours inside. Burrito Chaos. This is not the time to be experimenting with the menu. I need to go in there with force, confident of what I want.

Fellow Newschooler's, What should I order from Taco Bell, For an epic first experience? I want a tale to share with the grandkids here.

And don't tell me to fucking searchbar, Their menu DOES update.

Thanks Champs.
 
that chicken enchalada thing was soo good, but i think it might be off the menu now

oh and get baja blast mountain dew
 
i live in ottawa and i have never once in my life been to taco bell...im thinking i really should go sometime cause i dig mexican food
 
dude...totally inapropriate for this thread.....



After the recent E. Coli incident, TB has taken dramatic steps to avoid another outbreak. Dec. 14th the Center for Disease control announced TB was safe to eat at again. Please don't EVE bring up such a sensitive item again...
 
I'm truly sorry. Next time I feel as though I might make an off color taco bell joke, I promise to resort to something racist instead.
 
I hadn't thought to look at my list of racist comments, but I'm sure that's similar to what would be on page 4 of that list.
 
1 beef baja chalupa

1 cheesy gordita crunch

1 crunchwrap supreme

1 cheesy fiesta potatoes

that, my friend, is how you utilize the taco bell menu in one meal
 
On sources Boulevard, In the West Island. It's a shared building with the KFC.

All this shit sounds so good...I'm going to rack up a 50$ tab for sure!
 
either a crunch wrap or a grilled stuffed burrito.and if you wanna make it even better smoke before..let me tell you theres nothing better then pulling up to the taco bell drive thru at 2 in the morning stoned out of your mind
 
last time o ate there i got e-coli and shit for 8 days and was in pain, but its still real tasty

-crunchwrap supreme

-cinamon twists

-steak quesidilla

-chicken quesidilla

-chalupa
 
ok, get REALLY REALLY stoned, and order the following.

1) Cheesy Fiesta potatoes

2) Chicken Girlled Stuffed Burrito

3) Cheesy Gordita Crunch

4) Crunch Wrap Supreme

5) chicken quesa dilla. (pronounced like dil - a, not the mexicant way...)

and you'll be set...

WARNING: I am in no way liable for any sort of stomach upsettedness that might result from this meal. However, i can vouch for its deliciousness, and the fact that even as you sit on the pot shitting your brains out, you'll still be thinking "damn, that taco bell was tasty."

 
the e coli thing was at 5 taco bells within 10 miles of where i live. the day they were supposed to shut down all of them to clean and what not, this one 3 minutes from me stayed open so i went and got my picture in the paper.

 


grilled stuft burrito, no fiesta (beef or steak)

multiple cheesy gordita crunch

spicy chicken burrito, no fiesta

steak chalupa

 
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