I heard it all has something to do with Putin dissolving the Russian government...the Red Army is sponsoring Wallisch now, and they're letting him have an unbelievable amount of input in designing their new line of military twin tips and mountain-specific assault rifles.
The deal also means he'll be spared when the commies invade Michigan and Pennsylvania, just as long as they don't start a resistance movement.
If anyone sees him, inform McCarthy!
On a side note, GO WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!