T-Rex vs. 1 million house cats

You all are completely forgetting the cats advantages.

1,000,000 Cats

Each cat has 9 lives.

9 x 1,000,000 = 9,000,000 cats

Cats have four clawed limbs. Each limb has 5-6 claws.

5 x 4 = 20 claws a cat

20 claws x 1,000,000 = >20,000,000 claws.

And how is a T-Rex going to eat that many cats? The cats wont just jump in its mouth and die. They'll scratch the shit outta him.

And there is no way he can step on that any cats, that is a lot of fucking cats.
 
It all depends on the proximity of this momentous fight. Surely a T-Rex would suffocate from the sheer volume of cats around it. If not then the T-Rex may succumb to the millions of small scratches on its skin. Whatever T-Rex would do he would have to die of exhaustion anyway. As much as i love dinosaurs i just can't see a million balls of fur losing.
 
Im just having a hard time imagining the cats not just running around like idiots trying to get away from the fucking dinosaur they just in countered. but if they were all pissed and wanted to fuck the t rex up they win no problem.
 
I also heard the cats are on to a new type a technology.

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after reading this thread last night, i had a dream i was the t-rex against a million cats and let me just say, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, one million cats is a shit load. i was over run after killing about 50000 cats. they scratched and they clawed and it began to become very painful. then i woke up.
 
I think you could compare this situation to a human vs a million ants. a million ants would win because they would envelope you and eat you alive! Its the same with the cats vs t rex on a bigger scale
 
I asked my teacher and he says:

"There would be so many, think about how slippery it would be! You would be breathing them in!"
 
viscous?

as in kinda liquidy kinda jelly?

is your cat like water viscous?

maybe chocolcate pudding viscous?

or just straight up normal cat viscous?

i imagine 1 million of your cats would be pretty glutinous yes
 
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1 million house cats:

The average weight of a house cat is 4.5kg

Therefore the weight of 1 million house cats is 4500000kg

A T-Rex weighed 6.8 metric tonnes

A million house cats weigh 4500 tonnes

House cats have 4493.2 tonnes on a T-Rex and they're good at fighting. T-Rex doesn't stand a chance.
 
if theyre just left in theyre normal states, then a t-rex would win.

BUT

if you give the cats rabies or give them ability to communicate and a leader cat to make a badass motivational war speech, then the cats would have a pretty good chance

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The t Rex would be dead tired after probably a few thousand cats. So it would simply not have the energy after a while and keel over to let the cats tear it apart. Even if the cats can't do much, 1,000,000 times that "little bit" is gunna be quite the attack.
 
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