T-Rex vs. 1 million house cats

true but i dont belive that the cats are bright enough to taunt or trick the t rex. in my mind im seening a sea of cats trying to claw and bite the rex
 
like this?

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T-rex is bullshit, but I bet a pack of Allosaurus could tear the shit out of a million cats. Especially if they were in an enclosure.
 
1 million cats = 1 million cat MINDS. And the t-Rex would get full he can't eat 1 million cats it's not possible. Unless it had a lightning fast metabolism.... Cats always win
 
spoken with authority. i stand by my original post, the cats sheer weight would overwhelm the rex, over 10 millions lbs vs. 10,000.
 
I need clarification. Are these cats attacking the T-Rex or are we saying what would happen if we put a T-Rex in a room with a million cats?
 
Just to clarify, the T-Rex wants to kill the cats and the cats want to kill the the T-Rex.

But the answer is OBVIOUSLY 1 MILLION CATS!!!!! Its not even an argument, because its 1 million cats
 
i'm trying to picture this. i don't see cats, no matter how many there are, climbing all the way up a T-Rex and being able to hurt it. I still think a T-Rex would win just by walking on them
 
this this and this. the word "million" has more effect when you say 999 thousand cats plus 1,000 cats and if one cat took up 1/2 square foot, they would take up 500,000 square feet that is roughly the area of ground zero. plus lets say one cat takes up .25 cubic feet, that is 250,000 cubic feet of cats, A t-rex only takes up about 600 cubic feet which is about 2/5 of what the cats take up
 
i was assuming the cats were fighting a t-rex. obviously if the cats are just wandering around we're have a different conversation. i was imagining a blood feud type of situation. the argument becomes sort of irrelevant if the rex is just running around the woods picking off freaked out kitties.
 
I think that the T-Rex would take out half of them just by walking. I realize a million is a huge number but the T-Rex would have to die of exhaustion because a cats would not be able to hurt it. The T-Rex could take out let's say six cats with each steps. That's 166,666 steps to kill all cats. The T-Rex can eat 500 pounds of meat in a single bite. Cat's weigh what? 10 pounds? That's 50 cats. And then there is the tail sweep. That could take out a large number of cats. It would be fun to watch that's for sure
 
This is the exact example of why I love this site.

I've been crying of laughter for the past 5 minutes.

I'd say cats, 1,000,000 kittehs is a lot of claws and teeth...
 
the cats could still easily form a huge pile of furryness and suffocate the t-rex. they wont even have to bite.

i dont see how this is even a question.
 
1. T-Rex eats its fill of kittehs

2. T-Rex becomes bored of being tickled

3. With long legs the T-Rex goes for a stroll to get some drink to wash down the kittehs

4. Upon arriving at the drinking hole a female Rex is spotted

5. ???

6. PROFIT
 
epic thread. makes me lol how many stoner answers are on here. def can tell ns is waking and baking currently.
 
you guys need to factor in reproduction....

if the cats reproduce faster than they're being killed the population will grow until a new balance is reached, the t-rex on the other hand cannot reproduce and after about 30years (the estimated max lifespan of a t-rex, give or take) the t-rex will die and the cat population will boom !

once again cats are the most succesful animal of the interwebz !
 
how is this even a question? Pretty sure 1000 cats could kill me if they were pissed and i didn't have any weapons... and we're talking about 1,000,000 FUCKING CATS. THAT'S SO MANY DAMN CATS. AND THEY ALL HAVE CLAWS AND SHARP TEETH. NUFF SAID
 
Also what if the cats pee in the T-rex's butt?

You know how potent cat piss is?

Yeah......cats would win.
 
In an arena-style fight, with both the T-Rex and the kitties provoked enough to fight each other, I would give the kitties the upper hand because of sheer numbers. Someone contact Deadliest Warrior.
 
I was going to say cats until i saw thisbreak down and actual though and i thought to myself, well fuck a t-rex could probably easily run around for a day smashing cats. But at the very least so of the cats could scratch him and infect the wound.
 
if the cats could make the t rex fall over, they could just sit around and wait for it to die.
 
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