Systematically Eradicating "Cali Bros" that move to Colorado
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Nah they're just Denver bros that are wannabe cali bros. It's a lose lose...bro.
Turd.Ferguson
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the epicenter of this issue is Boulder. plain and simple
DJtearegas
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Hey hate to derail but how do you feel about Connecticut because Boulder is my top choice
SterlingArcher
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At this point I'm like Texans > Californians
they may tuck jeans into their ski boots and have an awful slope etiquette, but they're polite as fuck unlike these stuck up "entitled" cali douches
they may tuck jeans into their ski boots and have an awful slope etiquette, but they're polite as fuck unlike these stuck up "entitled" cali douches
crotchvent
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13505237:SFB said:
I'm thinking fire bomb that way the surroundings aren't all irradiated and it needs to be done before they all flee from the state when it falls into the ocean.
californiagrown
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what you coloradans dont realize is that California brought the culture you now love in colorado. Colorado is traditionally a cowboy culture which you nancy boy trustafarians arent down with. so know just like angsty teenagers you are hating on the very hand that feeds.
californiagrown
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13506064:SprinkleTurd said:
and you know you haven't cause one of the first things we normally bring up in conversation is "back in california..."
GayWolf420
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its happening everywhere, and its not just these undesirables you are talking about.
at least in my area, google and a few other major west coast companies have facilities down in the Utah Valley which is about an hour or so from my house, meaning an over 80% influx of population annually to our valley and the surrounding PC area because of people transferring and shit. Not to mention people are figuring out PC is outrageously pricey to live in, and move out here because its a low-rent version of PC that is still relatively close to the skiing and such.
I don't really give a shit as long as theyre cool because its mostly families and not douchey frat boys, but the slopes are starting to get way to jampacked for my liking, and im thankful these fuckers are too lazy to drive the extra 40mins to go ski real terrain in the LCC/BCC's.
at least in my area, google and a few other major west coast companies have facilities down in the Utah Valley which is about an hour or so from my house, meaning an over 80% influx of population annually to our valley and the surrounding PC area because of people transferring and shit. Not to mention people are figuring out PC is outrageously pricey to live in, and move out here because its a low-rent version of PC that is still relatively close to the skiing and such.
I don't really give a shit as long as theyre cool because its mostly families and not douchey frat boys, but the slopes are starting to get way to jampacked for my liking, and im thankful these fuckers are too lazy to drive the extra 40mins to go ski real terrain in the LCC/BCC's.
Idk what's worse. Trendy peoples moving to the trendiest places so they can be trendy, or people bitching about them on facebook.
Colorado is alright, but it's not THAT great. Get over yourselves.
Colorado is alright, but it's not THAT great. Get over yourselves.
CaptainObvious.
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....what in the everloving fuck are vineyard vines?
SterlingArcher
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13507664:CaptainObvious. said:
only the dopest maddog straight tough gangster as fuck apparel to hit the scene since aeropostale
CaptainObvious.
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13507668:SterlingArcher said:
Wait.....this?
That's some buttsecks in the hamptons fratboy douchenozzle bullshit. Fuck colorado, get that nonsense out of the world. I thought the popped collar lacoste polo "I know how to sail about about as well as I know how to please a woman" trend died away years ago.
CaptainObvious.
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13507675:CaptainObvious. said:
Lol.....I typed "about" instead of "a boat". What a fantastic typo.
SterlingArcher
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13507675:CaptainObvious. said:
LOL
Culture+
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13507675:CaptainObvious. said:Wait.....this?
That's some buttsecks in the hamptons fratboy douchenozzle bullshit. Fuck colorado, get that nonsense out of the world. I thought the popped collar lacoste polo "I know how to sail about about as well as I know how to please a woman" trend died away years ago.
That is the douchesit fucking date rape depressed aborted fetus shirt i have EVER seen. i swear anyone who wears that FUCKING TRASH should be publicly sodomized by goddamn Bernie Sanders
skiersupreme
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13505043:Turd.Ferguson said:
for real dude everybody wants to look like theyre in a fucking frat its so stupid.
SterlingArcher
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13512273:skiersupreme said:
Yeah I've heard similar.. also have come across this along pearl street plenty of times..
namechange
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Jeez, yall have to chill. If anything, hate on the dudes that have the really short man buns.
coldcuts69
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Hey bud if you're tryna escape the harsh realities of CO then move on upta Maine guy we ain't got no problems here 'cept the fact that its cold as a witches left tit in the wintah.
Ayuh.
Ayuh.
californiagrown
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13513077:caseytaylor said:
Maine is the south of the north. The folks are a bit... Ahem... Rough around the edges. Gorgeous coast, great lobster, and easy women though haha.
8/10 would visit again.
TheDoughAbides
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colobrahbro
coldcuts69
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13513097:californiagrown said:
Northern Appalachia at its finest. Theres no place I'd rather be!
And if you just visited the coast you didn't really go to Maine... you were in Yuppyville, USA.
Southern Maine ain't called Northern Mass for nothin!
californiagrown
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13513634:caseytaylor said:
Topsham, ME. Brought 16 Cali bros out there for 2 weeks. twas a delightfully fun bender of a time!
coldcuts69
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13513642:californiagrown said:
Like I said....
Yuppyville, USA.
DJtearegas
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13513570:207 said:
Not quite that affluent, I'm in West Hartford
californiagrown
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13513645:quesadilla said:
Holy God. If you consider those locals yuppified, you must be from a Deliverance style area haha.
You got a pretty mouth brahdda...
Squirrel_Murphy
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13505319:SterlingArcher said:
I am from California, and I approve this message.
Brue
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I normally just read the posts on Newschoolers but for this post I couldn't be a little bitch. I just couldn't go like that. I went into my dusty ass drawer, dug up a paper I had written down my username and pass then came on. Just to respond to this.
Hating on Vineyard Vines is like hating on a skiing style. It really is. Clothes represent you, and so does skiing style. The way you dress is based on what you like and being a dick by generalizing people as assholes while talking shit is kinda ironic. Vineyard Vines attracts people based on their clean design, social status, and variation in style. Now I'm done being polite and I'm about to roast the all of you hating on Vineyard Vines:
You hate on Vineyard Vines but still dress as if you were still living in the 90's. Who says bro? You sound worse than Hillary Clinton. Style is really baggy clothes even out of skiing right? XXL off the slopes is fresh, you must pull a lot of girls, you look thug. no. You look like a white, you're white, middle class guy who has no clue what is going on. Are those ankle socks? yeah. I see your cankles. Notice how none of the girls comment on this because most girls, who are hip, think Vineyard is attractive to wear. Also, Shoutout to the girl who is gonna try to up her karma by agreeing with the guys, enjoy the attention. Hey, I heard they have a really cool graphic tee of the teenage ninja turtles, sounds like you should buy it. I see you got those jordans, nice, oh they're replicas...... You think sperrys are awful, what do you wear out to dinner? Those beat up 2007 Addis Sambas ?
Seriously, its just a way of dressing, its clean, girls like it so does it matter how guys think it looks? Preppy is trending, I understand why you don't like it because it is a change and an up coming trend. It's not a thug look, its a relaxed retro-style with modern influence. Vineyard Vines is a dressed up style some people can't accept if they're used to wearing the same style of clothing day in and day out.
Hating on Vineyard Vines is like hating on a skiing style. It really is. Clothes represent you, and so does skiing style. The way you dress is based on what you like and being a dick by generalizing people as assholes while talking shit is kinda ironic. Vineyard Vines attracts people based on their clean design, social status, and variation in style. Now I'm done being polite and I'm about to roast the all of you hating on Vineyard Vines:
You hate on Vineyard Vines but still dress as if you were still living in the 90's. Who says bro? You sound worse than Hillary Clinton. Style is really baggy clothes even out of skiing right? XXL off the slopes is fresh, you must pull a lot of girls, you look thug. no. You look like a white, you're white, middle class guy who has no clue what is going on. Are those ankle socks? yeah. I see your cankles. Notice how none of the girls comment on this because most girls, who are hip, think Vineyard is attractive to wear. Also, Shoutout to the girl who is gonna try to up her karma by agreeing with the guys, enjoy the attention. Hey, I heard they have a really cool graphic tee of the teenage ninja turtles, sounds like you should buy it. I see you got those jordans, nice, oh they're replicas...... You think sperrys are awful, what do you wear out to dinner? Those beat up 2007 Addis Sambas ?
Seriously, its just a way of dressing, its clean, girls like it so does it matter how guys think it looks? Preppy is trending, I understand why you don't like it because it is a change and an up coming trend. It's not a thug look, its a relaxed retro-style with modern influence. Vineyard Vines is a dressed up style some people can't accept if they're used to wearing the same style of clothing day in and day out.
coldcuts69
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13514032:californiagrown said:
oh you bet im from bum fuck nowhere dude
Fistsofham
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californiagrown
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13514512:Brue said:
Vineyard Vines screams that youre trying hard actually. So does A&F and their subsidiaries. Lacoste and polo in moderation are alright, but when you start wearing the brand more-so than the clothes, it screams try-hard and poser. Everyone needs some fun, flashy, peacock clothes, but it is not a good look to only have those clothes in your closet.
and also, if you think wearing sperrys to a dinner date is okay you deserve to be slapped.
There is a difference between dressing well, and dressing as a satirical caricature of an east coast prep school kid.
Fistsofham
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13505979:californiagrown said:
13514512:Brue said:
I have a style that rocks ppls worlds to the point they sttart trying to emulate me immediately.
youre just an average trendboy, too scared to do ur own thing
the only legitimate style to emulate is pat bateman, and i am fucking pat bateman, so feel free to suck my dick cholo