Synthesized by pootang

[Lucky_julian]

My buddy/driver Matt starting hanging with his now girlfriend Synthia and won’t ever come skiing with us. He just wants to hang and bang. How we get ‘em back?

 

[andreyer]

show matt that you can provide better bang than his girlfriend.

 

[burrata]

My buddy/driver Matt starting hanging with his now girlfriend Synthia and won’t ever come skiing with us. He just wants to hang and bang. How we get ‘em back?

novel idea, let matt do what he wants to do

 

[eheath]

im not sure you know what synthesized means

 

[iskeaah]

My buddy/driver Matt starting hanging with his now girlfriend Synthia and won’t ever come skiing with us. He just wants to hang and bang. How we get ‘em back?

burn his house down fuck em

 

[iskeaah]

im not sure you know what synthesized means

pussy whipped buddy

 

[eheath]

pussy whipped buddy

in what world does that mean pussy whipped? wouldn't that be like mesmerized by pootang? or throttled by pootang?

 

[thankagaper]

in what world does that mean pussy whipped? wouldn't that be like mesmerized by pootang? or throttled by pootang?

heath would have to ask kids what its like to get pussy...

or ride away from a rodeo out of the end of a halfpipe, if only he could ride fakie...

 

[eheath]

heath would have to ask kids what its like to get pussy...

or ride away from a rodeo out of the end of a halfpipe, if only he could ride fakie...

thats not what synthesized means

 

[GrapeHunter]

leave him be, he's got something that not many others have. if he loves u, he will come back

 

[weastcoat]

Happy for my friends who have gfs but god damn does it hit hard when I start seein em less on the hill bc of their lady

 

[olddirty]

You don't until she breaks up with him. Id start looking for a new ride. I've seen this happen too many times to sit here and lie to ya. Simps are simps and you just have to deal with it.

 

[BigmoneyMatt]

Yeah, whatever Julian. Ur just jealous cuz u get no pussy. Get ur own whip pussy bitch.

 

[gussin_it]

bro just tryna complete all his season goals which just so happens to include chairlift head.

 

[Lonely]

Are they in the honeyoon phase? If so he may return. Takes a bit because people get all enamored right off the bat but eventually they realize that spending 24 hours a day around your significant other isn't all it's made out to be.

 

[caveman31]

create an elaborate scheme to make synthia hate him and break up with him so you get rides again