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Switchin_Dirty

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I wanted to hit this jump switch we made at alta called stadium, but its huge! Your going really fast into and the trnasition is really long. maybe I'm just scared? Suggestions? I'm afraid I'll get thrown into a switch front or somethin.....

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
 
dont be a sissy

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
yeah your scared, do it when your balls drop

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dude youll die if you try to hit that jump switch the inrun has so much choppy snow I was there yesterday

God is an American.
 
Its best to first try switch take offs on a smooth tranny, a sharp one will lthrow you if your not expecting it.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
just fuck it and huck it already

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

I go either way-elasmoskichick

 
just cruise down the hill and jump and turn switch and hit it.. if you do a switch front.. then itll be sweet

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Only dumber.

 
you were there? and it was choppy ice boy? you sure? we built it up sunday and made a sweet ass run in...choppy? your a fucking liar!

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
 
cuz your going so fast, just scary, and a shit load of people were there and now one wanted to do, and there some good fucking people there!

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
 
Wow. I don't think I would ever do the stadium jump full speed. Jebus.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
indeed it is a ginormous jump and the inrun is quite intimidating because of how fuckin steep it is

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someone get a pic of this jump and the inrun, i want to see what you're talking about.

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if the tranny is long, you should not get throwed into a weird ass flipping movement

and a steep in run is good cause you wont have the time to slow down before hitting it.

since i didnt see the jump, i cdant really tell tho.

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are you talking zero spin over it, or are you thinking of a switch spin?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
dude switch takeoffs are the shit doing be a fucking pansy ur gonna land forward so get over it thats the hardest part, landing its hella lot easyer to float out a massive 25ft-35ft 3 and land then do a 10-15 ft 540 and land

fucking ski

'u think im that dumb''...yes'

skier made
 
dont overshoot and land on your face and not be able to breathe for a couple minutes

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land on ur face where the fuck that come from ur not gonna get fucked up 10x more cause u go off switch u guys are pussys man pure PUSSY

fucking ski

'u think im that dumb?''..yes'

skier mad

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its all about looking over your shoulder, if you hit the jump straight on its no problem, but if you have to carve in really think about looking. If i have to turn left into a jump (I spin left), I have to look over my right shoulder until the last second then rotate left from there, definitley harder. Of course you can always spin unnatty

 
dude u look over the should ur gonna spin how fucking retarded r u no wonder u fuck up all the time

fucking ski

'u think im that dumb?''..yes'

skier mad

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Strode420's response to lilgreen's post about cigarettes and the TRUTH organization: ...you probably light the filter and still smoke the whole thing because you are such a stupid fuck.....go lay in a bear trap

^priceless

GEORGE BUSH

Like a rock......

Only dumber.

 
you could just try the switch front flip anyways and not worry about it

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you guys don't get it! its huge! not some pussy table in the park! its BIG! you guys talking it up, I want to see you do it!

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
 
well all i can say is come in super relaxed and confident, and stable

and start off with just a switch 1

and believe me, you're going to undershoo it if anything

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Why the hell did you start this thread?

Are you looking for people to tell you not to hit it or for people to tell you to hit it?

I think you are an assclown.

You have slammed on one guy for saying not to hit it in fact you even called him a liar, and you have slammed on others for telling you to hit it.

Pony up, take your wee little balls out of your purse and hit it. Take pics before you come on here telling us how freakin huge a jump is. Fifty feet is NOT huge.

Get a life seriously. Make up your own mind on whether to hit this jump, and how to hit it, no one on here cares whether you do or not, or what you do when you hit it.

Please refrain from posting unless you actually have content worth reading.

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
shit who cares how big it is do it if you are thinking of it.

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
 
if you tried it switch you will receive no air, thou will lose all speed and not make it up the take off, you could put your skis on backwards and call it switch

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
watch tee time its the jump they do triple backflips off of! or high life and mickeal desenaux hits it! its big! you hit it switch then you can call me all the names you want!

fuck you all! only a few of you wised about it and provided advice, others just bashed me and have no clue what there are talking about!

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
 
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