I lived in switzerland for three years, when i was like 2, and thats where I learned to ski. Pretty sweet place, but I haven't been back there in forever.
Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'