sweet names

my mom has a black girl in her art class named Shithead (pronounced Shih-tay-hid)

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
and my dad had two black guys in his class named Booie Mouie and Kabunga. Their fathers name was Kevin.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
my cousin used to teach at detroit public schools, and there was a chick named plecenta(sp)

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high north session 2 biotch

farp for life! yeah!
 
I will name my kid bates so his butler calls him Master Bates but for me I wish my name was Elden Nines

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
Another sweet name would be Homer,or Moe,or Barney.Or bart.

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
i want to mary a guy with the last name dover, then name my kid ben,...

or if the ben dover thing doesn't work out, baylor would be cool too

~welcome to squawllywood~

pimp that shit
 
if i were jewish i'd name my son christian

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
 
^lol

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i knew a girl who was called

octavia grace zenovia alper. her nickname was octapussy cos she looked abit like one. i wanna name my kids ollie and milly. (oliver and amelia)

 
I'd have to say Seven. Seven Kostanza. I once knew a kid named Tyson, cool kid with a cool name. His initials were TKO (technical knockout)

 
Popeye is sooo cool.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
this is easily the funniest active thread. Sinisters first list almost made me piss myslef.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
^haha,i'm glad

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i'm sitting at my dest trying not to laugh too hard and my students keep looking back at me.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
hahahaha.That's great.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
well,check out this ones:

Segismundo,Bonifacio,Onofre,Moussamba.

They are weird,but they are true names.What a pain in the ass..

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
ill name my first born Fellatio

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
 
^ hahahahha this IS the funniest active thread.

i once knew this girl named America, and then her paretns named her lil bro American...it sickened me

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S3p Represent'

PBP Junkie

TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com
 
^are you serious?That's.....huh.....stupid?

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
Ralph....

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
random house hold items work well as names. Or you could name the child what ever he/she was conceived on, ie. couch, bed, kitchen counter, congical jail visit, ailplane bathroom, whatever. I'm sure there would be some interesting names out there.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
hey Couch,come here!haha,sweet.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i had a substiute teacher today named mr. fear. not sure what his first name was, should have found that out.

ive always thought skylar was a tight name.

 
Smelly would be a sweet name too.Like,Kelly,but Smelly...

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
a kid lives with me and his name is Dick Spinder.

Well,we call him dick

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
Thor. You don't mess with a kid named Thor. eather that or Sgt. Pain

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If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow�, what would happen?
 
wasn't Srg Pain a movie with a funny black guy?

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
okay,i remeber now,he said something like WIN,I said WIN,WHiskey,INdian,NOvember!

Did that mean anything or was it just a random thing?

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Fuck it.I'm bored
 
Cyrus, or Grover

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
'I will name my kid bates so his butler calls him Master Bates' snow for blood

funniest thing yet haha

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
 
iam going to name my kid if i ever have one lol cuz i dont ...kyle jr. even if it's a chick

Fighting The Power Since 1995.. LINE Skis
 
I liked Kill's: shithead (shi-they-ahd) or something like that. At the beach one summer I got the Philedelphia Inquirer magazine and they had a list of like the top ten funniest names recorded at the philadelphia hospital that summer or something...anyway they were like Shithead (pronounced 'black-like'...forgive me for how that sounded), King A and King B for twins, and Placenta for a girl, and crap there were more but I can't remember them all...oh! Female (pronounced fem-al-lee)...yeah, funny stuff.

-Caitlin-

Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
 
Killy**'s not Kill's

-Caitlin-

Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
 
my last name is jeronimo. for real.

publicenemy270: matty i love you

matty jeronimo: haha

matty jeronimo: thanks

publicenemy270: non homosexually

matty jeronimo: of course
 
my english teacher just had a kid, he named her 'doob' in honor of me and my friends, her name is 'doob ziggy niven'

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
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