Sweatshirt.

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alyssssssa

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so i have this kids sweatshirt.i dont know how to get it back to him.basically we used to hang out and it was chill.hung out yesterday after about a month.not chill.we started doin stuff and i was real bored.we were watching red in the background and it kept saying niner and i tried to hard not to laugh.he was getting sweaty. i tried harder not to laugh.totally not horny.blam he came on my dress.eew.then i took one hit and it made me retarded.and i fell asleep on his bed.he woke me up said kfc sounded good.i said you have to tell me if you want me to leave cuz im so tired and a little high.and then i fell asleep he woke me up again and said he wanted kfc. i left. (obviously)fml.so awkward. why do i get high so easy.. how do i deliver this poor mans sweatshirt..
 
Get KFC bucket. Put sweatshirt tightly folded on bottom. Fill the rest up with the greasiest chicken you can find. Place on his doorstep. Let him eat the chicken. He sees the hoodie. Pukes everywhere because he remembers how disgusting you were. Two birds, one stone. Ruined meal and hoodie returned.
 
Oh dear Alyssa, sounds like a sticky situation, I say just put a lot of mayo on the sweatshirt then give it back to him. That also sounded very gross... Come skiing soon gurrrrrl!
 
alyssa you should drive to my house and give me his sweatshirt because i am cold. and we will consume teh thc
 
grabbing a seat for what could be an entertaining thread.

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of all the holes in this story this the one you bring up? What I want to know is why the kid just didnt leave he and get his KFC.
 
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