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funniest band name ever ithankyou

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
havent u heard the expression used when youre leaving 'im out,like a boner in sweats'?

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
haha we were gonna slip this one kid who always wears sweatpants a viagra, but he found it in his burrito right before he ate it, i was sad

 
dont use ex lax...we did that to someone and he was in bad shape..dehydrated as hell shitting...funny part was hearing about the phone call his mom recieved

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
hahha i dont even ahve to hear there music, i know theyre good.... hah good stuff.

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www.penguinmilk.com
 
back when you were young and boners in class would suck, and the teacher would ask you to do something too, yeah its happened

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
a bunch of my friends slipped viagra into a guy's drink when they were watcning american pie. funniest thing ever, he started to look REALLY uncomfortable and took about 10 'bathroom breaks'

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
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