Fuck is totally the best word in the english language. It's the most versatile word there is. If I yelled fuck right now, I could be happy, or mad, or sad, or anything. If i said "I'm gonna get fucked" it could mean i'm going to have sex. Or it could mean I'm gonna get fucked over. Or I could be about the get wasted. So just use the word fuck in every sentance and any lingual deficiencies you may have will vanish.
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
I didnt realize "Jew" fell into the catagorie of swearwords...
And if it wasnt for swearing, im pretty sure that whenever i twisted, sprained, pulled, teared or broke some part of my body, The pain would be much, much more intense.
Like a virgin on promnight!
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.
'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
swearing is just a lot of fun... and nobody gets hurt, unless they have sand in their vagina
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I had a 70 year old boss 10 years ago who made me learn how to drive the company truck without a clutch. He use to tell me that when the automobile was first invented there was no clutch and that the clutch was made for the stupid woman that did not know how to shift. (His words not mine, so ladies no offense) Anyway, according to Old man Jim, you can shift without a clutch without ruining the gears, if you time it perfect.
I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
then when is it a nessary time to swear because i could say fuck rite now for no reason and it could be appropriate to me but unappropriate to you so its basically gotta be your own descression
I usually only swear when shit goes down....and when Im talking about something involving an incident where shit goes down.......and right there I said "shit" for no reason at all but for example purposes. that too. aaaah poopoo
I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
You really have to be a certain type to swear a lot. I hear a lot of kids talk who are obviously trying to sound badass when cursing, and some just don't sound right. I curse a moderate amount, and I think that suits most people. You can tell when someone is trying to be cool because they pause or overemphasize the particular word. The worst is white kids trying to sound gangsta.