Surviving At Otago University

PhattTim

PhattTim

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Well, after being at University for almost 2 months now, there have been a lot of close calls with mates and stuff you know, thought I might let you know just so you can avoid them!

1) Don't get sooooo amazingly drunk that the only way you can remember what happened last night is from the stamps on your arm from various bars and clubs.

2) Don't carry more money than you intend to lose. Your mates won't stop you spending even if you are drunk.

3)If a fine ass woman asks you what year you're in and what course you take the answer is *ALWAYS* 2nd year Law.

4) 4. Falling out of Shopping trolleys fucking hurts. Also, as amusing as you think it might be to bring a shopping trolley onto the City College grounds, the Night Watchman does not share this amusement.

Yeah, and there'll be plenty more as the year drags on, haha, later.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hahaha, Timmy's a dumb drunk!

------------I Rule--------------

jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?

me- Ya!

Darryl-Does your back hurt?

me-Ya!

Jodes-Got sand?

me- NO!!!!!!

(said at the orage big air competition)

*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
 
Timmy = my hero!

YOU ARE HILARIOUS MAN!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
hehe, KNOOOOOOOW IT!!!! And I ain't no dumb drunk baby, just a crazy skier phag.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
HAHAHAHAA! damn straight.

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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.

- Mr. Brian Class

 
Restraunt drive throughs don't serve drung walk throughs and sometimes call the police. Mainly the A&W on 16th ave in Calgary.

Nobodys Perfect..............I'm Nobody
 
yeah college rocks like you wouldn't believe. lol so much more fun than high school.

'There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.'

- Calvin
 
HHAHHAHAHAH. tim's a dumb drunk :P

------------I Rule--------------

jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?

me- Ya!

Darryl-Does your back hurt?

me-Ya!

Jodes-Got sand?

me- NO!!!!!!

(said at the orage big air competition)

*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
 
A good friend of mine is at college, and i visit on occasion and stay over sometimes because he has 24 hr visitation and from what i have seen college rocks so much later.

 
I'd rather ski then go to college. I sit in class all day dreaming about skiing. I have a whole binder full of sketches of skiing I've drawn more then take notes.

Nobodys Perfect..............I'm Nobody
 
That's my motto since forever.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Uni is going to rock! Only 7 months today till I start my final exams and then I am FREE!!!!!!!!! Europe here I come baby!!!

~Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire~
 
dude. im not spending that much damn money to part my ass off not learn a thing and get kicked out.. ill drink a bit but school is sooooooo comming first then skiing then drinking and my horse would fit in there somewhere if he comes with me.. if he doesnt well. ill ahve a couple extra thousand to spend

Chus en amour.

~IBC~
 
So just Ski hard party hard and pass with a G.P.A of 3.64 average like me I mean I could probably have an 3.8 or better but who needs it. When I go looking for a job the company isn't going to look at my marks they are going to look at my degree/diploma whatever and I'll still get the same jobs as a 4.0 student the only difference is I wouldn't have wasted my youth with my nose in a book. Not that that is a bad thing some people thouroghly enjoy that but it's just not my idea of a good time.

Nobodys Perfect..............I'm Nobody
 
HAHAHHA timmah you da man! Get yer ass on aim or msn though...or fucking call me yah bastard! LOL j/k brah......sounds like all is well down in your lil upside down world there..hehe ;P. Take it easy man.

Peace,

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
uhh... is shopping trolley just the kiwi way of saying shopping cart?

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
HAHA! Yah, i did not get shopping trolley. Enlighten us Timmah!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, yah, shopping trolley is just shopping cart., hehehehhe, and no, it ain't no backward country, you guys are the upside down ones, haha, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heheheh.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Otaga is a shibby as Uni in the country of New Zealand no doubt. I am not exactly sure where it is in New Zealand, but dayyyum does it radiate phattness. Across the street they even have a talking bird. This bird will have been taught to say, 'I'm a bad-ass motherfucker' by Tim's and his friend's diligent work and dedication.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
Correction - Otago

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
Shopping Trolly! Hahaha, yeah Tim, live it up at those Co-Ed beach volly ball matches and all!

Taylor

Tele-Jibber

~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
 
hahaha Tim you're the dopest guy ever around man!

keep on enjoying the fun man.

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
You guys are the upside down ones! When we had the Olympics in 2000 there was a Fosters ad (you guys do know what Fosters is don't you?) and it said: I believe that the world is round and Down Under is on top. Very very very true! Aussie and NZ are the real countries on top of the world!!

Oh, and Otago uni is in Dunedin.

~Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire~
 
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