Surrey jokes

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switch_skodeo

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anyone know any?

i got one:

Q: how did the surrey girl know her dad was gay?

A: his dick tasted like shit.

whatever, i don't mean any offense to people outta Surrey.

 
why did the Surrey family put a condom on top of their TV?

It reminded them of the dickhead that stole their VCR.

'Bitches! They stole my rail!' - Nolan Blackie after seeing MD slide a rail in Happy Dayz that he wanted to session.
 
What does a surrey girl do in the morning when she wakes up?

Goes home

Whats the difference between a surrey family and a normal family???

Parents from Surrey let their 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table...

in front of her kids!

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
Q: What do you say to a Surrey man in a suit and tie?

A: Will the defendant please rise.

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ahahahha. those are all classic. ill look for this pic i got...one moment

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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why wasnt jesus born in surrey?

they couldnt find a vigin and clean barn

Cars are meant to go fast; music played loud; and sex is meant to be like the music not the car
 
Q:What do you call a Surrey girl with 2 brain cells?

A:Pregnant

Q:How do you amuse a Surrey girl for hours?

A:Write 'Please Turn Over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q:Why aren't there many Surrey girl gymnasts?

A:When they do the splits they stick to the floor.

'If we didn't stop for the police, what chance do you have?'-Homer
 
hey-im from california, but i used to live in delta, and me and my buddies were forever making fun of surrey... i always knew it sucked, and now i know the truth.. everyone hates that plce!

-thespinstopshere-
 
yeah I got no problem with Surrey, it's just that if I make fun of the West End I get called a homophobic or if I make fun of Richmond I get called a racist. but I do have a problem with Surrey people that say they live in White Rock, cuz that's lying. and my moms said that lying is bad.

 
what are you talking about dissing the west side gets you called a homophobe? The stupid west side parents used to come to my rugby game and call all us eastsiders bums and hobos and prositutes! So we beat them up.

'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
 
do any of u guys from surrey know a guy named kyle gordon, he goes to tamaniwis or something like that?????????

 
so much hate, maybe you little girls should grow up.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
Yeah, East side kids are such hobos.

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

Remember kids, don't do drugs, to often.
 
Yeah, East side kids are such hobos.

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

Remember kids, don't do drugs, to often.
 
haha i live in white rock and trust me if anyone says they are from south surrey its nothing like surrey so that why people from here say white rock instead of surrey

 
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
good one shaunty clause

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
dude.. that picture is priceless. and Yah south Surrey/Whiterock is nice. But then you have the really 'nice' places that give surrey its reputation. Like walley, or Newton.

Mcdonalds...A Bum's best friend
 
How do you stay a virgin in Surrey?

Learn to run faster than your dad.

Ghetto is not being able to feed your family, not kids in Surrey though

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
What is a wakeup call in surrey?

The girl in your bed leaving.

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
kind of weak joke but i just made it

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
surrey girl: can i borrow the car?
surrey dad: yeah but you gotta give me a blow job
surrey girl: ahh ok thenmoments later...surrey girl: your dick tastes like shit!
surrey dad: fuck i forgot your brothers got it!
 
Q. What do surrey girls use for protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

Q. what's the difference between a surrey girl and a limo?

A. Not everyone has been inside a limo,
 
what do hockey players and surrey girls have in common??
they both change their pads after the third period

whats the difference between surrey girls and puppets??
you can only fit one hand in a puppet
 
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