Surgery?

nowadays surgery is fairly simple and common. I mean sure, surgery encompasses alot, but in general surgery isn't that bad

I had my appendix out...it hurt for a few weeks but not terrible pain.

youll do fine...just be sure to ask for stronger medicine when they offer it, I tryed to "be a man" and go without morphine, and about 15 minutes later I had to ring the nurse bell nearly in tears.
 
my mom needs to get her galbladder taken out, and i had one surgery, which was to take my tonsils out. and that sucked. but youll be fine. plus painkillers are always a plus
 
just had my appendi out monday, ya once u get on painkillers its ok you dont remeber a thing. recovery is a bitch tho
 
it didnt bother me that much cuz i was on morphene after the fact and the on oxy when i was sent home so i never felt pain really...gotta love the drugs
 
surgery to put tubes put in my ears 3 times, surgery for eardrum reconstruction(this was the most painful one by farrr), surgery to fix my broken nose, oral surgery to remove wisom teeth, and tonsils and adenoids removed. what is that... 7?
 
yeah its not that bad, but it also depends on what you have done, i had acl reconstruction and i stayed like loopy for about 4 days after my surgery but it still wasnt that bad
 
i had my appendix burst and had to have surgery, i also got my skulled cracked open once and had to get it sown shut (if that counts) and ont time i fell and chipped my jawbone, and had to get a few stiches

my bro also had limes dideas in one leg, and tore some ligements in another. so his "range of motion" or "how far back his leg can bend" is horrible.

also my grandma got hit by a mother fucking bus, and lived! she is the nicest grandma! she ended up sewing the bus company for alot, and then gave all the money away to our family to help pay for everyones colledges.
 
nice my bro sued our bus company 2 and mow is invested to a growing bar (molly branigans) if ther is one near u got to it cuz we have like 15,000 dollars invested in it and 5 of that is mine
 
i had surgery on my knee. when i went for checkups after i healed, i got an x-ray of my hip, whick meand a metal plate over the cock, which means some lady had to touch it, which means you get a boner.
 
isnt surgery on the adrenal gland huge... i forgot wat hormone it secretes but i think it was pretty big not sure. learned it in biology class last year, anyone wat wat it does
 
i had my apendix out, that wasnt bad at all. recently i had surgury on my upper jaw, that was a bitch. not so much the surgury itself, but i got really sick from all the pain killers they pumped into me, so after i was released, i went home and spent 24 hours throwing up before i had to be rushed back to the hospital in an ambulance, then i spent 5 days there throwing up any time i tried to eat or drink anything at all.
 
i have had 3 knee surgerys, your soooooo fucked up when you first wake up, then at night in the hospital it sucks but then you wine and get more drugs and your straight knocked out or severly fucked up.
 
i had eye surgery twice and now i have xray vision

ok i'm full of shit, but i had eye surgery twice. i remember waking up from the second one, not being able to see for a while, and it was the scariest experience ever. to be temporarily blind..... yikes.
 
do it. here's why:

1. you'll wake up and be instantaneously better off

2. you won't remember a thing.

3. you'll look back on fond memories, like deliriously telling the anesthesioslogist not to let you die right before you pass out cold on the operatin board

good luck
 
instantly feel much better? i don't think I get what you're saying... i always get depressed and feel like shit when i cant walk and what not. maybe your talking about another feel much better.
 
for example-

i was having tremendous pain right before my ear dum reconstruction. as soon as i woke up i could instantly feel a difference. there was a lot of pain from the surgery, but it wasn't the same pain as before. this pain was bareable. i instantly felt much better. do you get what i am saying?
 
yaya for sure, we just had different types of surgery, mine have brought me extended pain and depression, but now i get what you were saying.
 
I'm getting surgery tomorrow at 8:30am. It's dental surgery (root canal), which I've had before (wisdom teeth), and you don't feel a thing at all. Afterwards doesn't hurt either because you're so drugged up, the only thing bad about it is the discomfort like going to the dentist office at 8:30 in the morning.
 
ahhh my face got swollen on the right side. it was massive. i have a picture, but would be embarassed to post it hahaha.
 
surgery is fine, its gettin outta bed the next day wen the pills wear off, thats wen it sucks. When i had my hernia surgery I had a rad surgeon tho, he put in pink floyd while i was put to sleep, so it was fun. And u get some sweet pills
 
convince them to let you keep your adrenal gland in a jar, and whenever you want to get really fucked up, just take it out and chew on it.
 
i get surgery once every two years... except this year i got ankle surgery and i go in for shoulder reconstruction on friday, honestly getting a gland removed is nothing, you'll be up in a week or two, its not like theres any rehab with it, you probably won't even get that good of drugs with it, i wouldnt sweat it
 
im getting my knee reconstructed next month! yay!

im not so worried about the surgury, its the mad rehab im gona have to do so i can play football at university next year that im worried about.
 
i was born with 1 testicle in my stomach. i dont know how that happened, but they put it back and now im good.
 
i fell off our lift and broke my femur and arm and i had to get surgery on my leg but i couldnt feel both of them and i was so fucked up on drugs
 
i've had one on my wrist. They strapped me down on the operating table whatever, tieing both my arms down, and the last thing i remember is turning to my doctor and saying, "hey, look at me, i'm like Jesus on the cross!!"

the block the injected was cool as shit too, it basically made me not feel my left arm at all, like it didnt exist...which made me almost hit myself with it a few times...

all in all, it was kindof fun. The worst part is when you get changed, and your just sitting there waiting to get some drugs...once the drugs start flowing, its kind of fun
 
I had surgery on my hand multiple times. It was sick ! i saw the Doc use giant pliers to trim the bone down on my finger and then piece all of them back together out of shreded up skin, I was on massive amount of drugs of course. Super good times, then i went in 6 months later so they could reattache my nerves in my pinkie and ring finger but i wasnt awake for that one.. its fun and drugs are fun .
 
well i broke my thumb, and no one believed me so ppl kept punchin it and shit and it moved out of place, so i had to get surgery, and now i feel like a pussy
 
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