Surfing Hurts!!!

FreshCoast

FreshCoast

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Damn, today I was surfing and took a nice dive on my take off, then when I surfaced I saw my board directly above my head and them BAM. Now I am left with a gold ball lump right above eye and am coughing up blood. Wish I had a camera, it is pretty funky looking. So what's you best surf injury?

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Andrew

Like warm butter on your breakfast toast

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
 
whenever i fall i always end up putting my hands like over my head jsut incase the board decides to get a piece of me.

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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

Proud member of the NS ogre, lanky bastards posse.

'im 12''7', 790 pounds. my penis is 23' flacid and from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinkie is 14' even. my pubic hair is longer than the hair on your head, and i wear a size 35 shoe. my testicles resemble two coconuts in a wet paper bag...yes, im an actual giant, but i still dont want to be part of your shitty club.' - mommy

 
i've surfed a mere 3 times and the worst thing that happened was a fish jumped on my board and slapped my leg. it was vicious

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
 
no bad injuries, just a chaffed, chaifed, chest

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The French have only ever won ONE war, the French Revolution, because the opponent was also French.
 
golf ball, not 'gold ball'

Oh I forgot the time I had to get 30 stiches when this guys board ran me over. That hurt a shit load too.

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Andrew

Like warm butter on your breakfast toast

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
 
I was surfing on a beach made of smaal pebbles, like some places in cape cod. Anyways I felland all these little rocks on the bottom slashed into my back, the water all around me was red, and the salt water burned it sooooo bad. I still have scars from it

 
yeah no shit. At first I didnt have one, and the rash begins so quickly

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The French have only ever won ONE war, the French Revolution, because the opponent was also French.
 
i usually surf in NH but i went to maui with a few friends last summer and we were riding like 4 ft swells and it was sooo sick, but then this fucking moster 12-14 footer came out of no where and it sucked so much water off the beach that we had like 6 inches to ride on and we all ate shit onto the reef, i broke my board and 3 fingers and got cut up really bad

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong

~Lateralis
 
im learnign to surf for the first time next week in mauii... im really excited, i know how to wakeboard and wakeskate and shit... maybe that will help.

 
one time at mcdonalds, they had a surf board mounted on two three foot pipes in the play place. it was supposed to be a place where you set your lunch. so i set down my cup of sodee-pop, and the fucker tipped over, pouring coke all over my nuts and legs. worst surf injury ever..

 
yeah i only went surfing once at pismo beach in cali, and i had to rent shit and they just gave me a wetsuit, no rash guard or anything so my whole fuckin body got chaffed, it sucked but the waves were really nice

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
uhh, a wet suit will protect you more than a rash guard, it cover more of yer body, a rash guard is for yer chest and sstomach, so yer shit doesn't get all raw, it is just like a t shirt made of that 'under armour' shit, but it came before under armour

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
rash shirts are for under your wettie, they don't do shit wearing them without a wettie, and they just keep your colder, specially if theres a wind. And surfing in only boardies is sweet except you get sore nipples sometimes, but dudes trust me the worst thing ever surfing is when you get the side of your board in the nuts, or you jump up onto it and land on your nuts that fucken hurts, it happened to me once in a comp , and i like couldn't surf the whole heat, it sucks soooo sore like 'i wanna cry and go in' sore.

sore wah

The Idiots are taking over!
 
yeah i got fucked up when i was surfing trying to swim under this massive wave, the wave flipped me backwards and i got swirled around and i hit all the rocks and shit on the bottom of the ocean, then my board hit me, that hurt

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
is learning hard?

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
yeah learning is easy, doin turns and stuff like that is harder to learn though

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
never tried it and never will

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
learning is easy like standing up and shit, then when you start trying moves its harder, but you get waay better just trying heaps.

and yeah swirling and rocks and shit is just plain fun! its scary and you dunno where you are, its cool!

The Idiots are taking over!
 
yeah learning isn't too bad. try to get a long board though

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
 
ive had a lot more ego injuries than physical............ dam bikinis never stay tied!

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'If you think about it skiing is a lot like fucking. Your boots are the guy, your bindings are the chick, and your ski is their bed!'

-famous dude

spelling sucks
 
hahaha i kno the feeling! rashguards n boardshorts help tho.

i've never had any bad injuries but this guy at the beach once got skegged soo bad u could see his muscle and stuff and my friend had to call 911 for him.

 
yeah i went surfing for the first time a couple weeks and i fell and got the board in the eye it was sick besides that though.

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yeah...
 
you are a liar. they work to prevent chaffing on your ribs from the wax on your board. and most are UV proof and they protect your skin. essential on tropical surf trips. trust me on this one, i go every year.

worst injury?definitely reef cuts from Hawaii. when those bad boys get infected its fucking death. my dad broke both of his knees on Christmas day when i was a little kid. hum. oh yes my dads friend Bob got bit by a shark on his face when he was surfing Half Moon Bay in NorCal. He had a fatty gash on his nose but his board was fucked up. He named his board company Shark County after that one.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
I was paddeling out and some chick rode right over my legs, my boardshorts saved my legs but she put a hughe gash in my heel. sucked and another time I went for a floater and my rail whacked my nuts

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
i dont ahve a surf injury but i got hit with a hockey stick right above my eye, and a rock thrown at me that hit me just below my other eye, so lucky i can actually see today, appendix out, i also fell in some hole wen i was younger n cut up my leg

my dads done a ton of things like walk thru a plate glass door, who does that? and stuck a garden fork thru his toe, hacksawed the end of his thumb, chainsawed his wrist, jsut a few of his injuries for ya

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-Ryan

what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

-tweaks_rock_me
 
i was surfing in bali and i dropped in on this amazing 6 footer. it wasnt that big just absolutley perfect. I dropped pulled in and rode just inside the barrel for like 10 seconds. I powered out did a bottom turn and i was gonna floater above the close out infront of me. i had way more speed then i needed and popped off the lip. my feet left the board i flew in to the air like 2 feet and came right down with my exact asshole hitting the tip of the board. ive never been in more pain. i broke the tip off my board and didnt surf for 3 days. it fucken hurt

Im RICK JAMES bitch
 
^ that story is like the perfect surfing story, except you missed the floater and got ass punched instead

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just ski.
 
yeah i lost my bathing suite at log cabins on the northshore and sometimes if i'm in the lineup i get bonner from the combo of hot girls and prostate pressure, its really embarrasing and nothing worse than having a bunch of chicks see you dive off a wave with a bonner

 
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