SUPERUNKNOWN IV

henrik lampert and jackie chan both tied for the win. neither of them even entered videos, amazing!
 
il admit that tom is good, but hes going to lose, hes to known, and he does to many sketchy pretzels. that 450 on pretzel was alright, but i still think i could do it. the hand rail section was the impressive part.

if you read this tom, no offense to you, but i do mean to offend anyone that thinks you will win
 
yeah he probably wouldnt of blown up so much if he wouldnt of put a video out, just cuz everyone sees him on NS, dosent mean that he shouldnt be able to win superunkown.
 
Dude just because he is popular on NS for a month doesn't mean everyone knows him. Come on, there is a bigger world out there than newschoolers.
 
here's a multiple choice question...

why won't tom win:

A) he sucks.

B) he doesn't use poles.

C) his jumps are too small.

D) his jumps onto rails are too big.

E) he lets go of his grabs at least 180 degrees too early on his jumps.

F) his pretzels are videoshopped.

G) he eats too much wendy's.

H) his room mate is a goblin.

I) his clothes aren't baggy enough.

J) his goggles aren't sagged enough.

K) he wears a helmet in some of his shots.

L) he's short.

M) all of the above.

if you guess M, you're correct!

 
whoa hold on there... bigger world than newschoolers? I mean... I knew about actually "skiing" but I'm still not sure i agree with you.
 
haha sick burn.

once again a thread that berman creates causes too much contreversy.

did i just drop a name!?!?!?!?!

but seriously, i can not wait to see all the entrants vids.
 
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