You poor soul, you don't have Carls Jr.? So depraved... It's the most magical gathering of great fast food delacasies in the known world... Ahh the wonders of the Double Western Bacon Chee, and the Swiss Chicken Sandwich, Oh and the Cheescake, and cookies, and their fries... Oh Man, I need to go there soon, I feel faint. My Vegan friends really liked Super Size me, I think they feel validated now, and give another case in argument that it's cruel to us humans to eat meat, not just the animals, tasty, tasty animals...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire